Why women can't cook

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Why women can't cook - by a very brave husband
By SAM HOLDEN

Last updated at 11:38am on 8th November 2007

When was the last time a woman cooked you a really excellent meal? Not just a nice meal, or a plain good meal, or a hearty meal, but a piece of cuisine that had you smacking your lips for weeks afterwards?

I'll wager that you can't remember, for the simple reason that you've never had such a meal cooked by a woman.


The truth is women can't really cook. All they can do is to cater, and there's a big difference. The only people who can actually cook on this planet are men, even the ones who only cook once a year when their wife or girlfriend is ill.

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[Throd]

1. Because men will always wrap anything in bacon

[alarimer]

2. His wife's response killed me

Because he sounded like a sexist piece of shit. But of course I probably misunderstood and it's all very tongue in cheek.

But any guy that will expect me too cook for him after I have spent all day out in the hot sun working can kiss my ass. And then make his own dinner. And mine too while we are at it. I can do dishes but I don't really cook.