Why do people worship the ground you walk on?

[LynneSin]

Mine - because I am LYNNESIN!

Oh and I once hugged Billy Idol - that'll get you far in society today!

[ohiosmith]

1. Because I have holes in my pockets and the change keeps falling out.

[quip]

8. THAT explains the genuflecting! n/t

[zanne]

2. Because I was just named "Ward Captain" in the Obama campaign

For my ward only, of course. I don't require a salute but a small bow will be appreciated.

[LynneSin]

3. Just don't make me kiss any rings

:puke:

[flvegan]

4. Obvious reasons.

[BlueIris]

5. I know Cosby.

[Deep13]

6. It has magical, healing powers.

That's why I walk on it.

[Chan790]

7. Because I'm the jerk standing between them and caffeine at 6am.

Oh that and I'm stunningly-bright, devastatingly-handsome, and modestly self-effacing. :P

[BlueIris]

11. Oooooh, power.

[bridgit]

9. cause everywhere i step, a white lotus blossoms...

oh yeah, and Eric Clapton bought me a drink and rented me a car when mine broke down

[LynneSin]

10. But did you hug him?

I HUGGED Billy Idol

:eyes;

[KitchenWitch]

12. Because I will curse them if they don't!

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Because I know LynneSin.

[LynneSin]

29. Awwww sweetie - I thought that's why they worshipped me

because I know Midlodemocrat

[Parche]

14. They worship my............

You guess....:rofl: :hi:

[quip]

17. Vivid imagination?

:hi:

[ashling]

15. I am actually one of the lesser known dieties,

but I am making a move to change that situation:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7115412

:rofl:

[quip]

19. God luck with that. eom

[Shell Beau]

16. Well why wouldn't they? Duh!

:P

:silly:

[mike_c]

18. I have often wondered why....

Honestly, I don't know. It's embarrassing sometimes, dammit.

[BlueIris]

20. I am a wise one.

Somebody here actually called me that once.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

21. Because it's the right thing to do

and they know it.

:rofl:

[IdaBriggs]

22. Because I have the most beautiful babies in the world!!! nt

[meegbear]

23. Besides being totally fucking awesome, I haven't a clue

[BlueIris]

24. Oh, yeah, and something about me being a sex goddess.

[Chovexani]

25. Because I'm just that awesome

Also, I'm hot. :P

[jakefrep]

26. Because I'm a damn good campaign treasurer!

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. 'Cause they just want to see what's under the red silk robe.

:rofl: :hi: :P

[Deep13]

28. My change purse has a hole in it. n/t