24 Fun Things to do in an Elevator...........This is funny!

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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

[Briarius]

1. here's some more:

50 in all:
http://valis.rpg.pl/~young/fun/files/elevator

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2. Thanks

I love to laugh.

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3. One I've always wanted to do

Don't press a button, but say the floor you want to the elevator. When it doesn't respond, say it again and again, until someone pushes the button for you and then say with a big sigh, "Ahh, earth technology."

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4. I detect a trek influence on that joke. -very good.

another one, everytime the doors close, throw your hand out to stop them, yelling "NOOOO NNOOO DONT LOCK ME AWAY!!"

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5. Yep - definite Trek influence.

Maybe I could sigh out in a very bored way, "Ahh, yes. Earth technology. (sad and morose) I can't wait until they call me home."

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6. Sniff and make a face like you're smelling something nasty.

Then glare accusingly at another passenger, and move away from him/her.

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7. On crowded elevators

I like to calculate how close we are to the maximum weight allowed. Then I say something like, "I hope my dessert didn't put us over the top." I would never be so rude as to point people out and guess their weight, I just say something like, "We seem pretty close" and people will start looking around and trying to guess weights.

A whoopie cushion under your jacket is good old fashioned fun as well.