Oh My God! What If John Ashkkkroft watched the halftime show?

[frank frankly]

Isn't ANYBODY worried about the mental health of our Attorney General?

I hope our friends at terminalproduct.com are looking out for the good man!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1057392

[thebigidea]

1. I have fedexed a damp cloth for Ashcroft to place on his forehead

He may have developed a severe case of "the vapors."

[frank frankly]

2. that MTV may have infected his mortal coil with evil biology

oh no
oh no

without John's steady hand at the wheel, who will deliver us from evil?

[laruemtt]

3. look for him to have

MTV removed from the air.

[Syncronaut Seven]

14. No, Look for the FCC to increase penalties

TENFOLD!!! Not a joke folks, MP is looking to do just that. Presumably so he can go after the small leftie radio stations.

$250,000 fines for individual acts of indecency/obscenity. ISYN!

NOw, how would you develope a groundswell of support for such a draconian idea?


:tinfoil:


Harrad.

[thebigidea]

4. Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you... Attorney General Roy Moore!

better yet, Attorney General Rudy Ray Moore.

[jburton]

5. Gitmo for Janet !

n/t

[frank frankly]

6. sexual terrorism

as if that ISN'T redundant!

Right, John?

John?

you okay, John?

[blackcat77]

7. Two words:

Blue curtains.

[frank frankly]

8. it would make a great What If... comic

remember those?

the ancient 75 cents an issue Marvel comics.

ahh.

[Cleita]

9. He has ordered the drapes for Janet Jackson, the same ones

on the statues in the Hall of Justice. I hope they don't cost as much as those.

[frank frankly]

10. damn the costs!

he is saving souls!

that costs at least $10,000!

[countmyvote4real]

11. Someone's going to get a spanking.

I'm sure that will make him feel better.

[frank frankly]

12. John knows that you can spank sin away

plus, his parents hated him and were insane. brings back good memories.

[frank frankly]

13. John fucking Ashcroft

lost to a dead man