Sex, chocolate, money or beer?

[Taverner]

What is it?

[KitchenWitch]

1. I will take the top three.

[Taverner]

2. Ah but you only get one

Sex is impossible to enjoy when you have chocolate. Beer makes chocolate nasty. Beer makes sex unenjoyable. Money goes away when you spend it on chocolate, sex or beer.

[KitchenWitch]

3. Chocolate then

It satisfies two urges.

[Taverner]

5. Chococlate? Over good sex? Over good beer?

Money is something I can part with, as long as I get the other 3.

And Chocolate I can live without - it's lust is fleeting.

And beer - I don't need it.

But I think a life without sex is downright impossible.

[KitchenWitch]

7. Well, I have an allergy to beer. And really good chocolate can bring me

to the same place that really good sex does, euphoria-wise... So, yes, chocolate.

[unpossibles]

33. I disagree heartily

sex and chocolate go hand in hand. or ...ahem.. other parts.

Beer and chocolate is amazing - try a cream stout (Mackison) or a Guinness with a fudge brownie and you will be convinced. Yum! I don't even like beer much, but it's really good together.

and drunken sex is fun, you just need to be prepared for SRIs*

I can do without the money, the beer, and maybe chocolate if I have sex.


(sex related injuries)

[achtung_circus]

4. Sad to say, money

it will buy the others, although sex is a poor substitute for love.

And a poorer substitute for love+sex.

[Taverner]

8. But what if you are just limited to one...

Money without chocolate, sex or beer is a life not worth living.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

6. Yes.

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

9. I like the cut of your jib!

:evilgrin:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

17. A lot of women seem to say that to me.

...and then I wake up.

:rofl:

[From The Ashes]

29. Oh please...

they probably say it when you're awake, too...:rofl:

[bigwillq]

10. Sex

then a beer! :beer: :bounce:

or a beer before.

Whatever as long as it's sex and beer. Beer and sex!

[Deja Q]

11. That depends on what the question is.

[SPKrazy]

12. Sure why not

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[edbermac]

13. You got lots of money, you can afford the other three.

[MazeRat7]

14. Sex definitely, I've got money and can buy chocolate and beer....

Well I guess I could "buy" sex too, but I just don't roll that way.

MZr7

[The Straight Story]

15. I get sex all the time anyway, and it is better than money :)

So I will take the sex, experience has showed me it has made me happier than money.

[Pacifist Patriot]

16. Can I vote for "peace and quiet?"

[Initech]

18. I'll go with the trifecta - sex, money, and beer

[mainegreen]

19. Sex. What good is money without sex? Nothing.

Sex (or shall I say sweet, sweet lovemaking), not money, is needed for happy contentment. Money helps, but lovemaking is a must.

Chocolate and beer? Nice and all, but a distant 3 and 4.

[bluedigger]

20. Sex obviously!

Money is just the means to the end, and intrinsically worthless...

Beer and chocolate? Palliatives...

Sex? The biological imperative!

[Lyric]

21. Substitute rum for #4

and I'll take the whole set, kthnx.

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. Sex.

Definitely my top choice. :evilgrin:

[crim son]

23. Sex.

I had money without sex for years. Now I have sex and no money and I'll take the latter, now and forEVER. :D

[mainegreen]

25. Hey, how you been?

Your postings been a bit scarce lately!

Survive the 'hurricane' we got?

:P

[crim son]

31. I know it; I was studying, then I got sick and now I've started my "internship"

which means I'm not around most of the day. In between all this, I am alternately madly in love or brokenhearted, so my day is full. :P

Really, I'm doing rather well. How about you, mainegreen? And what about new kid pix? I haven't seen anything recent, like Halloween pics. :hi:

[porphyrian]

24. Sexual Chocolate!

[SarahB]

26. Sex

They're all good, but if I had to pick that which I'd want most of.

[rurallib]

27. Sure - can you deliver?

[davsand]

28. I'll take money for 500, Alex.

Sorry, I love chocolate and I like beer fine, but I still think money is my choice. I can't always make money, but I can ALWAYS masturbate...


Laura

Please note, in an ideal world I'm getting laid with good champagne and dark chocolate covered strawberies as a follow up. I do hope this is not a choice I ever am forced to make in real life!

[From The Ashes]

30. Sex...

...I'll pass on the beer and chocolate is awesome but not as awesome as sex.

[ghostsofgiants]

32. Money.

I can use said money to buy sex and chocolate, and I don't drink beer.

[lost-in-nj]

34. Its a toss up

between sex and beer.......



mmmmmmm beer.....
mmmmmmmm sex.....



lost

:shrug: :shrug:

[Parche]

35. Its Money

You can buy beer and sex with money....:hi:

[petronius]

36. First, you get the sugar. Next, you get the money.

Then...you get the women!