I need knock knock jokes

[Frosty1]

Tomorrow I'm going to visit my four year old Granddaughter Raina. She is the one going thru chemo for leukemia. She loves knock knock jokes. Please help me find some for her.
:hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. Will be keeping your sweet baby granddaughter in my thoughts

Am also a grandmother and cannot imagine what you are going through.

But, you are doing the same thing I would do...keep'em smiling as much as possible...let them live in your love :hug:

here is the google link for a plethora of knock knock jokes:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&as_qdr=all&q=knock+knock+jokes&btnG=Search

and editing to add:
Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Frosty1]

2. Thanks

:hi:

[applegrove]

3. Here is another link. And good vibes to her.

http://www.azkidsnet.com/JSknockjoke.htm

[Frosty1]

4. Thanks applegrove

:thumbsup:

[cordelia]

5. Here's another link.

And sending little Raina and all of you the best vibes I can.

http://www.ahajokes.com/kids_jokes.html

Edit. add link. duh

[Frosty1]

6. Cool

:)

[hellbound-liberal]

7. Here's one of my favorites:

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
.
.
.
Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!

[Frosty1]

8. That's one of her favorites

the other is
Knock knock
Who's there
Ach
Achwho
Gesuhndtite sp?

[Inchworm]

9. Here's one that took me a bit to get

You say
Knock-knock.
impatient cow - impatient cow - impat..

They break in and say
Whos there? geesh..

Mooooooooo!


Looks crappy typed.. hmm, nm :P

:yoiks:

[hellbound-liberal]

10. I love that one too! It can piss some people off though! n/t