To everyone concerned about apparent "abnormalities" on DU...

[Adsos Letter]

...*cough*...the Department of Homeland Security, in combination with the NSA, strives to maintain your...security...while remaining unobtrusive; sometimes we fail at this, and our "presence" causes problems.

Please do not be alarmed.

We are currently experiencing higher volumes of traffic as the scope of those whom we must...protect...widens.

It would probably be best if you simply go about your business. Have a beer; maybe two. Watch some reality TV. Try to get in the habit of leaving political matters to those who care most about your well-being: Those of us in the Department of Homeland Security.

We are just here to make your life...safer.

That is all.

:D

[KitchenWitch]

1. ...

:spank:

[Adsos Letter]

3. Please...do not abuse those whose ultimate goal...

is simply to keep you...safe.

It's hard work...

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. ....

:rofl: :rofl:

[Adsos Letter]

4. Please...do not laugh, mock, or otherwise deride the...

Department of Homeland Security...we are here to help you.

We just want to be a blessing...

:D

[KitchenWitch]

5. You are scaring me...Agent Mike, I presume...

:)

[Adsos Letter]

9. Mike?

There are many Good Solid Americans working in the Department of Homeland Security...I am quite certain you may find one going by the name of "Mike"....

Names are not important here; what IS important is attending to the safety and...security...of the Homeland.

Please, drink some beer or other alcoholic beverage of your choice; perhaps an artificial stimulant or relaxant of some kind.

We will see to the larger issues...

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Should we duct-tape plastic sheeting to DU?

Or just bend over and kiss our asses goodbye? :shrug:

[Adsos Letter]

10. Oh, henny penny, my gracious, no...

Simply go about your business.

Maybe do a little shopping...maybe some conspicuous consumption.

It's what Good Americans do...

:D

[yewberry]

7. Don't you try to practice your love on me, copper!

I've spent a lot of time on this sugar-cube and tin foil castle, and you ain't getting through!

[Adsos Letter]

11. Oh, heavens-to-Betsy...

we at the Department o0f Homeland Security love ALL Good Americans...

We will just remain in the background, making sure everything is as it should be.

:D

[yewberry]

13. Oh. Well, then heckuva job.

The castle stays, though.

[KitchenWitch]

8. Don't Tase me Bro...

[Adsos Letter]

12. Tase? Oh, goodness, no...

We at the Department of Homeland Security have only your best interests at heart; tasing is certainly not part of our beneficent feelings about Good Americans...

You are a Good American, aren't you...

:D

[WCGreen]

14. I thonk it was daylight savings time what done in the DU...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Or maybe the return to Standard Time?

Anyway, it's weird!

And we're having a ball too!

My thread's posts are all out of whack!

:rofl:

[Adsos Letter]

17. Yes, right...we meant a return to Standard Time...

...just testing you...*cough*

:D

[Adsos Letter]

16. Yes, Yes...that is correct...Daylight Savings Time...

...everyone remain calm.

All is as it should be...

:D

[krispos42]

18. As long as you aren't going after the "abnormals"

I'll be okay then. :-)

[Adsos Letter]

19. Heavens, no...

...we'll ALL be okay...just go about your business; enjoy a nice mind-numbing potion of some kind.

We will...Ah, what the hell; I'm as abnormal as anyone, and I'm tired of hunting-and-pecking out "Department of Homeland Security" over and over...

Think I'll imbibe my own mind-numbing concoction, and go press my ice-cold feet up against the wife's nice warm legs...she's been asleep for a couple of hours, so it out to produce a reaction of some kind.

I'll probably live to regret it...

G'night krispos42.


:D