Orgy at RetroLounge's House Tonight! Ask him Anything.

[Ellen Forradalom]

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. RetroLounge: What drinks will you lather us up with

prior to lathering us up?

[SPKrazy]

2. directions please????

and can your sons hang with mine :P

oh and can the tooth fairy come there too

:rofl: :rofl:


:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

3. Seeing other people now, Retro?

Bitch. B-)





Mods, it's part of a running joke. Don't delete.

[lizziegrace]

4. Ha!

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

8. You left me for that Shakespeare Ho...

:cry:

RL

[Aristus]

10. He makes me laugh.

All you ever gave me was cowboy pajamas...

[RetroLounge]

16. and a bad case of, uhm, never mind...

:hide:

RL

[Aristus]

17. Bad case of what?

Hang on...gotta go to the bathroom...

[Ellen Forradalom]

30. Hey Aristus, you know what the Bard says

[Aristus]

34. Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

It hurts to piss! Retro, I'm gonna kill you!

[Capn Sunshine]

5. Do you need snakes?

I know someone who has at least 200

[lizziegrace]

6. Orgies aren't for me

I prefer one-on-one...


:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

37. And others prefer playing "zone"

It's all good.

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Why wasn't I invited?

I'm starting to think RL has me on TripleDogDareIgnore.
:-(

[RetroLounge]

9. Check your PM

:hi:

RL

[Inchworm]

11. Can I come?

I will bring what I can to the floor.

:P

[SPKrazy]

12. can you come????

:shrug:

go for it...

:yoiks:

[Gormy Cuss]

18. I.... B.......T.......

L
:rofl:

[Inchworm]

20. I'm looking for the boundary

I figured the floor was as gooda place as any to start lookin

:hide:

[Gormy Cuss]

21. Your sig smiley -- ya think that's the floor?

:rofl:

[krispos42]

52. proskynesis not required

:hide:

[flvegan]

13. I'm bringing the baby oil, the Slip 'n Slide and yohimbe cocktails.

See you all in a few!

[BarenakedLady]

19. What is a yohimbe cocktail?

:shrug:

And will you serve it in a Chippendale's costume?

[flvegan]

22. Not for you, my dear.

It's for the boys. Nudge, nudge.

However, I'll serve at your pleasure in whatever clothing you'd like.

[BarenakedLady]

23. This?

Mmmmmm candy....:9

[LeftyMom]

24. I see berries, and possibly a twig.

[BarenakedLady]

26. ...

:D

[flvegan]

25. It needs a sugar infusion.

A larger candy sack would work nicely.

Although, now that I think about it, I wouldn't want to ruin your teeth finding out "how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, so to speak"

[BarenakedLady]

27. Oh my...

:rofl:

But would it be worth it? ;)

[flvegan]

28. You'll have to be the judge of that.

Vegas has the odds at 200-1 for it being worth it.

[Inchworm]

29. consider me nudged!

What do I do? Where do I put the oil?

huh? huh?

:)

[flvegan]

31. Standardized extract. Powder.

Swallow. Take for a few days in a row. Thank me later.

[Inchworm]

32. I'm scared

would you say it's more like coke or dilodid?

:yoiks:

[flvegan]

33. It's like a penile ephedra.

Keeps him up and alert.

[Inchworm]

35. Oh.. let me try freestyle first

I'll try your method on round 2? :P

omg...

:yoiks:

[krispos42]

54. I'll just take the latest miracle from Big Pharma...

Boimicoxaphillin®


:hide:

[Guava Jelly]

14. ...

um...What is the address again?

[BarenakedLady]

15. Quit bogarting the Retro...

x(

[RetroLounge]

45. Always have time for you...

:loveya:

RL

[Ellen Forradalom]

36. Pic from the Scene

(perezhilton.com)

[RetroLounge]

40. ...

:rofl:

I was a good time...

RL

[Writer]

38. Heck - RL, why don't you head over to Colorado?

Bring your friends... GoPsUx, BNL, HypnoToad, Aristus, Mr. Writer and I will all be waiting for you. ;)

[RetroLounge]

39. Ooh! A Movable Feast!

I like it!

RL

[philosophie_en_rose]

41. This thread is worthless without pictures.

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

43. See post 36

:rofl:

RL

[SarahB]

42. We missed it.

:(

[RetroLounge]

44. You guys can make the next one...

:D

RL

[SarahB]

46. Be careful what you ask for!

:D

[RetroLounge]

47. Oh, if you guys show up, then the PARTY begins...

:9

RL

[Ellen Forradalom]

48. She'll arrive in style!

[RetroLounge]

49. OMG!

Roller Girl Lives!

:rofl:

RL

[SarahB]

53. woo hoo!

My favorite photoshop! :woohoo:

[Ellen Forradalom]

55. It's a classic

[OzarkDem]

50. How was the party?

Everyone doing ok today? :blush:

[krispos42]

51. Again? Hell, I'm still a greasy from last time.

Has he even had time to wash all the sheets, pillowcases, and, um, accessories? Three times a week is fun, but twice a weekend it wearing!

And the cramp in my calf from Friday night is still bothering me!

[RetroLounge]

56. "cramp in my calf from Friday night"

I warned you to do some stretching before the party started...

:D

RL

[krispos42]

58. Well, do the same thing 800 times, it's bound to happen

It took almost eight hours, too. Thank god for the forklift.

[Ellen Forradalom]

57. You need more potassium for those leg cramps.

I have just the thing--a banana daiquiri.

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink591.html

[krispos42]

59. Hmmm.. I'll try it

I don't have a blender. Or a bananna. Or alcohol. But I do have Centrum, so I'll go pop a couple of those and see if that helps!

Thanks! :hi:

[krispos42]

60. Jeez, didn't know my leg cramps would kill the thread

:dunce:

If it matters, I took two Centrums (Centri?) and they're feeling a bit better.

[Ellen Forradalom]

61. Nah, everyone's still asleep

Try not to step on anyone on your way to the bathroom.

[krispos42]

62. I did a Vitter

I'm good.
























:rofl:

[Connonym]

63. harrumph, why wasn't I invited?

I don't live very far away and i like teh sex. Sheesh.