When I was unemployed, I didn't get sick at all...

[Reverend_Smitty]

now that I have a job, I've had this damn cold for 2 weeks and I can't friggen shake it. I think it may be two separate colds because I do remember a day where I felt ok. So what I've learned from this is that work wants to kill me and if I want to live forever, I just need to quit my job, never work again and generally live a life of leisure...how's that for some rock solid logical deduction?

Now if you'll excuse me...I need to go and drink some orange juice