Madonna: "I will top Janet."

[A-Schwarzenegger]

Breaking:

Madonna watched Janet Jackson's outrageous
breast-exposing dance with Justin Timberlake
at the Super Bowl today, and immediately
planned her next move in the escalation of
outrage that the pop music world has become.
"As you know, I have already exposed all of my
private parts that can be exposed," Madonna declared
in a telephone interview. "Therefore," she vowed,
"on the red carpet at the Grammies, I will perform
surgery upon myself. I will remove my own gall bladder.
Without anesthesia. I will also take anything else out
that I don't happen to like the looks of while I am in
there, and I will then pass my organs out to my fans
in the stands. Let Janet top that."

[DS1]

1. I heard she was going to play

He loves me, he loves me not with her pubes, on the red carpet

[Cooley Hurd]

Only if she wears a MoveOn.org hat...

[LTR]

2. Nahhh

She'll drop her pants and pee all over the audience.

When this one-upmanship leads to scat, I'll throw out the TV.

[frank frankly]

3. ah, throw it out now

it sucks.

[BiggJawn]

4. Oh. I thought she was REALLY gonna "top" Janet...

Make Britney all jealous and shit.

[name not needed]

5. i wish

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. If she' already exposed all of her private parts

she should have some new ones grafted on in random place that are hard to conceal with clothes. It would be more outrageous than simply performing a gall bladder-ectomy. Imagine her walking in the Oscars...

"And here's Madonna wearing a lovely one of a kind vintage Dior dress, a fake fur lined bag by Karl Lagerfeld, setting this fashion bonanza off is a fully erect walrus penis jutting out from her shoulder... She is truly a vision."

[Terwilliger]

7. She will get on top of Janet?

Sounds cool! ;-)

[Sapphocrat]

8. I'm a lesbian...

...and I wouldn't top any of them.

[dweller]

9. As a hetero male

i understand and empathize emphatically.

dp