Are people who eat Miracle Whip doomed to an eternity

[bicentennial_baby]

in Hell?!

[ohiosmith]

1. No. But those who don't are. Miracle Whip is a gift from our lord and savior.

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Heretic!!

[SPKrazy]

3. at least you don't get e coli hitler!

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Muahahahaha!!

Actually, I'm just trying to start a flamewar, b/c nobody cared about me having a cold. And I'm whiny and needy. :P

E Coli hurts!! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

5. i can relate

no one cares about my what are words for thread either :(

[RetroLounge]

50. Hey, I cared!

:hi:

and I hate Miracle Whip...

RL

[LeftyMom]

6. My Mom and her MIL spent an hour arguing over whether I could eat a sandwich with Miracle Whip

before they called me to find out

1. It's got eggs.

2. I wouldn't eat that junk anyway.

3. It didn't matter, tuna sandwiches aren't vegan. :crazy:

[bicentennial_baby]

10. Bwahahaha!!

And I know that if you, my friend, were not a Vegan, you would totally choose Hellman's Mayonnaise over that abomination :D

[LeftyMom]

12. It's Best Foods out here, same stuff though.

flvegan's right though, it really is all about the veganaise.

[flvegan]

7. Vegenaise rules!

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[LeftyMom]

9. The grapeseed oil kind in the purple jar.

We oughta use that as one of the screening questions for entry to project-you-know-what.

Oh, and an open ended one like "what's the best thing that happened to you this year?" because any real vegan would know the answer "they started selling Earth balance in really big tubs!"

[bicentennial_baby]

14. I've never tried it...

How does the taste compare to teh evil non-Vegan Hellmans? :D

[flvegan]

18. Same consistency, better taste.

Especially the grapeseed variety (purple jar). It's also not as thick-ish.

[bicentennial_baby]

20. I will check it out!

Thanks!

[SacredCow]

64. Who carries it?

I've never seen it before.

[Redstone]

38. Uh, dude? I've eaten that "expeller-pressed" Vegenaise, And I have to tell you:

it ain't bad. Not bad at all. If I absolutely HAD to give up my Hellman's, that stuff would serve to keep life worth living.

But I'm a bit surprised that they have a variety labled "organic." I was under the impression that they were ALL organic.

Redstone

[flvegan]

45. Glad you liked it.

The grapeseed one is to d.i.e. for.

I think that only the one is "certified" organic.

[Tektonik]

8. If it's not globbed on, then it is not too bad, but I still won't like it

Pasta and Potato salads with Miracle Whip are the work of the devil.

[bicentennial_baby]

16. Word

:patriot:

[redqueen]

11. I'm so conflicted...

I want to say no... but honestly... isn't hell where all the cool people are going?

[bicentennial_baby]

13. There's a separate hell for the Miracle Whip bunch

like, totally :D

[redqueen]

24. Yay!

Cool miracle whip eaters.

I could live with that.

Or... not live, as the case may be. :P

[texas1928]

15. We are already in hell.

The next place is worse.

[redqueen]

22. Tsk!

I see it so differently... seems to me we're already in heaven!

But who knows what the next place is like. I'm sure it'll have its ups and downs, just like every other place. :)

[flvegan]

17. Could you dredge chicken in Miracle Whip, then bread it and fry it?

:popcorn:

[bicentennial_baby]

19. Blasphemer!!

:o

:cry:

[Tektonik]

21. Slice up that fried cutlet, mix it up with macaroni

and you have chicken miracliano at Olive Garden.

I forgot to add that only crushed corn flakes have the ability to stick to chicken dredged in the whip.

[flvegan]

26. I'm suing for infringing on my Miracle Whipped Chicken copyright.

[Tektonik]

28. Gah

I guess I'll have to make corn flake/miracle whip chicken fried steaks w/ a miracle whip gravy then.

[flvegan]

31. Filet mignon au jus du Miracle Whip.

Mine! I called it!

[Tektonik]

32. I'll one up you

Filet Mignon au jus du freshly and publicly squeezed breast milk.

[hisownpetard]

59. Ohhh...I don't feel well.

[bigwillq]

23. Nah

I don't care for it but some people might and even so I wouldn't want them to burn! :P :)

[bicentennial_baby]

25. Sigh....why must you be so obstinate?

x(

First Rachel, aka the debbil herself, and now this! :o

:P

[bigwillq]

27. HA!

:rofl:

[Redstone]

29. No, as long as they don't try to make ME eat that revolting stuff.

Redstone

[bicentennial_baby]

30. You are waaaay too kind to those heathens...

Tsk tsk....


:P

[Redstone]

36. Oh, no, I don't mind if they want to eat that horrible stuff; to each his own,

and all that. All I ask is that they keep it away from me.

Not as far away as microwave popcorn (which I will NOT allow in my house), but far away nonetheless.

Redstone

[carly denise pt deux]

33. blech I despise miracle whip

when I was a kid, it tasted different back then, now it tastes like some kind of sweet chemical plastic something.
Carly

[bicentennial_baby]

34. Nasty stuff...

You could tell that my sister was the Black Sheep...She was the only one in the house that would eat Miracle Whip. Series.

[Redstone]

35. That's one reason people like Hellman's so much... it never changes.

Redstone

[TK421]

37. I wouldn't eat this shit on a dare...it tastes just plain nasty

:puke: and I'm being nice

[hisownpetard]

48. You wouldn't eat this shit on a dare? How about on a toasted bagel? nt

[TK421]

53. I wouldn't eat it on a non-toasted bagel n/t

[hisownpetard]

56. You have excellent taste. nt

[TK421]

54. Just to add that the stuff tastes really sour and rancid

never appealed to me, but I know lots of people who love the stuff

[hisownpetard]

57. Miarcle Whip, sour & rancid? No way!! It's SWEET and rancid. Made from whiteheads, ya know.

[Lady Effingbroke]

39. Miracle Whip = Satan's semen.

And mayonnaise ain't far behind.

:puke:

[TK421]

46. Mayonnaise is probably the worst thing a human being can put into their body

screw red meat, shellfish, all that shit.......fuck Miracle Whip....I would rather BE whipped

Edited to add: mayonnaise is nothing but vegetable oil and animal fats......you might as well take a bath in the stuff...mayonnaise is just-plain-nasty shit

[jakefrep]

40. More like an eternity in Epicurean Purgatory nm

[AlCzervik]

41. woohoo! 661 recipes using Miracle Whip, Lemon-Parmesan Broiled Salmon anyone?

http://www.kraftfoods.com/main.aspx?s=recipe&m=recipe/knet_recipe_grid&u1=keyword&u2=MIRACLE%20WHIP%20Dressin

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[sasquatch]

42. Eww...Miracle whip sucks

Real mayonaise shouldn't be that sweet.

[JVS]

43. Unless Christ forgives them, but that applies to mayo eaters too

[triguy46]

44. It will never, never pass my lips. Nor the dread mayo, as if there is a frickin difference.

:puke:

[Redstone]

47. If you haven't tasted the two, you'd not be able to tell the difference, and therefore

have just lost your qualification to vote in this argument.

Redstone

[hisownpetard]

60. Hear, hear! Huzzah!!!!!!!

[TreasonousBastard]

49. The fires of Hell are for the...

MAKERS of Miracle Whip, which is neither whipped nor a miracle.

Eaters of this vile substance shall be consigned to Limbo, since they have neither clue nor interest, and probably wouldn't even notice they were in Hell.

Honorable mention to anyone who sneaks into this thread trashing real Mayo. Although mildly blasphemous, not really more than a trivial annoyance and not deserving of an eternity of fire.

[jeff30997]

51. I soooooooooooooooo agree!

Real Mayo rules !!!

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy.
I got love in my tummy !

[Wapsie B]

52. Omg..........how would Lutherans make macaroni salad?

We can't possibly use..........MAYO!! Our church potlucks would be ruined!!!

[hisownpetard]

62. They'll just have to party on without it. nt

[Dewlso]

55. Break out the Hellman's

It is just plain wrong to use miracle whip on a sandwich. Mayo, mustard or even ranch dressing but never miracle whip.

[ceile]

58. Of course they are!

The foulest stuff every created...

[hisownpetard]

61. Russert's next debate question: Senator Clinton, would you pledge, right here

and now, that you will rid the WH kitchen of all jars of Miracle Whip, open or
unopened, within the first 100 days of your inauguration, and that you will not
allow William Jefferson Clinton to hide a jar anywhere in the WH, under penalty
of ex-communication?

[kwassa]

63. If we've given up The Whip, can we miraculously go to Heaven?

[Pierre.Suave]

65. As long as I am doomed to an...

Eternity of good sandwiches with lots of Miracle Whip, I am fine with it.

[DuaneBidoux]

66. Even with bad taste Hell remains a myth.

[kedrys]

67. Of course they are

Where I'm from, Hellman's is a food group unto itself. No substitutes allowed, unless grandma's secret sacred mayonnaise recipe is available - and even then, it's a lot of trouble. :P

[philosophie_en_rose]

68. Miracle Whip is its own punishment.

:puke: