ok let me try it in this forum...

[ElsewheresDaughter]

i hope that "wrong forum" was the problem :shrug:

Sure Kerry can bring out Green Berets he saved in Nam but .....
... you never hear about the several times Bush took the wheel when his guardsmen buddies were too hammered to drive. Yup, old Dubya was the best damned shit-faced driver in his battalion but he'd never stoop to exploiting it for political purposes.


If they gave out purple hearts for hangovers, Bush* would have been the most decorated soldier of the Vietnam era

[A-Schwarzenegger]

1. The thing is...

it's probly true!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. well, we all know he learned from VietNam

he said so himself.

[trof]

3. "Purple Hearts for hangovers"

If they had done that during the years I was in the ANG I could use them for wall-to-wall carpeting now.

[rumguy]

4. Bush probably had himself driven home....

more than once...

[JohnKleeb]

5. lol ED

Lt George W Bush today received his 100th purple heart for being hungover.
:)
lol that would be silly.

[Parrcrow]

6. with oak leaf clusters

for projectile vomiting :puke:

[JohnKleeb]

7. haha yeah

Bush is a moron.