Deep, profound music thread...

[Writer]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gCVT9lDwPM4

Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I love you)

Sung by Isaac Hayes

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...

[billyskank]

1. That is so poignant

it brought a tear to my eye.

[Writer]

2. The world has just deepened a shade, hasn't it?

I'm so glad it moved you. :hug:

[billyskank]

3. You found the song that pierced my soul.

:hug:

[Deja Q]

4. OMG. The bartender from the Love Boat did that?! WWGW?

What Would Guinan Write?

:hide:

[Writer]

5. No LOL it's ISAAC HAYES!

You know, the dude that wrote SHAFT?

[Deja Q]

7. Hmmm. Shaft and salty balls... what are you thinking of now?!

:rofl:

And, oopsiedoodles, I got the name wrong...

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0034322/

[Writer]

8. LOL!

"Outa sight!"

[lost-in-nj]

6. He sang this on South Park

he was chef....


lost

[sarge43]

9. Wow. Not unlike a Bach Mass. n/t

[Writer]

10. Indeed! When I think of some of the greatest turning points in my life...

I think of this song.

[ironflange]

11. I saw the thread topic, I was gonna say Bruckner and Mahler

But I sure can't argue, "Chocolate Salty Balls" has those two losers beat but good.

[Writer]

13. Why listen to a stirring crescendo when you can stare at Chef's balls?

:shrug:

[darkstar]

12. Wow there's no way you could have know, of course, that this was "our song."

Or that my lover left me here clinging to the wreckage of my miserable just a year ago today. I knew today was going to be tough, but wow. The Gods must want me to die a miserable death.

"Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!" I still miss you, my love.

[Writer]

14. Wow, man, that IS deep.

I feel for you. I really do.