OK, it's time. I'm bored stiff so here goes...

[Raven]

There once was a fellow named Bush
Into war he gave us a push
In order to do it
He lied his way through it
And now all he tells us is "Shush".

There once was a fellow named Kay
For whom truth never stood in the way
He threw Bush a softball
But that was his downfall
Now the Dems will make hay out of Kay.

:-) I know, I'm off my game. It must be Super Bowl anxiety. Come on, so you can do better? So show us!

[proud patriot]

1. my poem is in my sigline

Happy Super Bowl day :toast: I'm not a big
football fan but may it be a great competeive
nailbiting game for all the fans .

[Zomby Woof]

2. limericks! weeeee!

There once was a weasel named Bush
Who the voters will kick on his tush
To Crawford he goes
For more coke up his nose
To utter more ridiculous mush

[Raven]

3. There once was a fellow named Kerry,

Whose face could never be merry
He went with the botox
And then had to detox

can anyone finish this? I can't. :eyes:

[bloom]

5. Before he lost the primary.

There once was a fellow named Kerry
Whose face could never be merry
He went with the botox
And then had to detox
Before he lost the primary.

:)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. Then he hired Richard Viguerie

???

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. Once on a planet named Earth

Lived a people who had great mirth
Then a grinch named Bush
With a mind full of mush
Wrote a Patriot Act, next stop Perth

[Zomby Woof]

6. hehe

There once was a woman named Raven
Who was a limerick maven
She rhymed all the time
Which isn't a crime
Because she has a poetry cravin'!

[MisterP]

8. There once was a fellow named Dean

Whom everybody said was quite mean,
For he had used some tape
On a jug-sucking ape
Which had cried out, "September the Eleventh, Dean!"

[Raven]

9. There once was a fellow named Dean

Whose campaign chest had become very lean
With that bad news from his team
He let out quite a scream
Now people on him aren't so keen.

[Raven]

10. There once was a Texan named ZB

Who looked like he lived in a Teepee
But no Indian was he
But a man who could see
Raven, a poet wannabe.
He lives in that cart
But I will not use "fart"
'Tho tempting it was to me. :-)

[Raven]

11. There once was a fellow named Wolfewitz

Whose antics keep giving us fits
He looks like a mole
And should occupy the hole
That put old Saddam in a snit.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. Oh where oh where are the wmds

It would be done with ease
We were promised a big cache
If we would just burn and slash
Now we are there stuck like in indochinese

[SOteric]

13. A dick who most folks call Cheney,

A dick who most folks call Cheney,
Had an ethical focus quite grainy
But this shouldn’t surprise,
‘Cause those who are wise
Know he’s patterned his job on Khomeini.

[Zomby Woof]

14. one for you

SOteric up from Seattle
Gives the wingnuts a battle
Fueled by ZombyCoffee
With hair of toffee
She prefers yaks to mad cattle :-)

[SOteric]

15. *LOL*

WooHoo! I've been immortalised in ZombyPoetry!