I proclaim: Women with ample bootys...

[GOPisEvil]

ROCK!!!!! :bounce:

A well-developed set of gluteals...*swoon*

[DS1]

1. no sex threads

:evilfrown:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Heh...

...I'm leaving soon anyway...Super Bowl Party time! :D

[supernova]

2. Thank you, GOPSirMixALot!

:D

[CatWoman]

4. LOL

Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

[Bluzmann57]

5. My wife has an ample booty

and if she reads this, I'm in BIG trouble! But honey, I like it!

[TXlib]

6. Real Women Have Curves.

The stick-figure teenieboppers at the gym really don't catch my eye anymore.

[arwalden]

7. I Agree...

I still have difficulty understanding the appeal of the anorexic, emaciated, skeletal look. Even in men, I prefer a bit of chunk and bulk compared to being excessively angular and gaunt. (But I suppose those who think skinny is beautiful don't understand what we see as being preferable either.)

-- Allen

[BlondieK143]

8. uhhh

Is it bad this thread feels like home? :)

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. This gallery

is all about how beauty comes in all sizes, shapes, and colors. ;)

http://curvy.hotusa.org/curvygalleries/curvy/contemporary.htm

[OneBlueSky]

10. "Big Legged Mamas Are Back In Style"

by Taj Mahal


Talkin' 'bout big legged mommas back in style again
I mean, them short fat fannies back in style again
You ain't had no real good love till you been loved by one of them
Size 14, 16, 18, 22, 24 in style again
I mean them big fat cuties back in style again
You ain't had no juicy lucy until you've been loved by one of them
Well momma and poppa told me, son you better shout
Woman that you got she is gonna knock you out
Big legged mommas, now, they're back in style again
I mean them big fat cuties, back in style again
You ain't had no real good lovin' till you've been loved by one of them

She gonna rock you, she gonna roll you
She won't try to control you
Talkin' 'bout those big legged mommas, they're back in style again
I mean them thick-thighed heifers, back in style again
You ain't had no juicy lucy till you've been loved by one of them
She's the kind of woman that drinks her coffee in a great big cup
She's the kind of woman that saves her lovin' up
Talkin' 'bout a big legged momma, they're back in style again
I mean them heart shaped booties, back in style again
You ain't had no real good lovin' till you've been loved by one of them
Well, she will not make you shout, she won't make you beg
But she will shake her hooters like a soft boiled egg
Talkin' about those big legged mommas, they're back in style again
I mean them heart shaped booties, back in style again
You ain't had no juicy lucy till you've been loved by one of them

She says, "Honey get me some WD-40 and oil my spring
My back is made of whale bone and I'm gonna make you sing"
Talkin' about those big legged mommas, they're back in style again
Talkin' about those big legged mommas, they're back in style again
You ain't had no juicy lucy till you've been loved by one of them

_________________________

Copyright 1991 by Prankee Music (ASCAP)

Recorded by Taj Mahal on the album "Like Never Before" (1991)

[Lostmessage]

11. Do you like too much junk in the trunk?

:evilgrin:

[liberalitch]

12. Who wants to sleep with a bag of coat hangers?(oops)

My beau the commie always says.
He digs that and the red head thing too.....

[Lostmessage]

13. I have got one for you

She wore the wrong thing to work.