Oi! Should a person watch "The O'Reilly Factor" while drunk?

[Deja Q]

???

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. I'm told that acid makes Disneyland bearable.

Sadly, I'm drug-free or I'd try it.

[billyoc]

8. Oh, really. Ever heard "A Pirate's Life" by The Vandals?

:scared:

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. No... What am I missing?

Aren't they usually pretty good, or am I thinking of another band?

[billyoc]

13. Yeah, they're great. It's about a guy who does a bunch of acid and goes

to Disneyland and gets on Pirates of the Carribean, thinks it's real and he's been there for like a year.

here's the lyrics:

Seven hits of L
and nobody could tell
So I spent every dime
just to get to Aniehem

I was in the Magic Kingdom
Now I'm in the Carribean
You get something really wicked
when you spend an E-ticket

High adventure on the sea,
but it's not the life for me
Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25

Where can I hide?
I don't want to buy a bride
I'm alone as I float
Hey, there were others in my boat

Up ahead, one of the men
he said he would be my friend
He'd guide me to the hole
If I deeded him my soul

To the hole I didn't make it
That doesn't mean he didn't take it
He laughed at my plight
He said you'll be one of us tonight

High adventure on the sea,
but it's not the life for me
Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25

He was right, I'm still here
as I have been, for over a year
With my last bit of hope,
a tin can and rope
I just want to break free

But I can't get away
No I can't get away
cause that damn dog's got the key
No one listens as I tell
of my ordeal in this cell

They stand right by
but they don't fell
Is this for real?
Is this for real!

http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/vandals/pirateslife.html


It's one of the funniest songs I've ever heard, but they have quite a few doozies.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Perfect!

Thanks for that. :)

[Cabcere]

2. No. A person should not watch "The O'Reilly Factor" at all.

:P Unless said person is a masochist...which, considering your second poll option, Hypno, I'm beginning to think might be the case. :P You do not want to see me in any state of undress, lol...it ain't pretty. :hi:

[Deja Q]

4. Oi! I've seen men naked. I therefore can tolerate just about anything!

:rofl:

[Cabcere]

6. I'd rather see (some) men naked than myself naked, lol

But then again, I'm a heterosexual woman, so... :rofl: :hi:

[Deja Q]

10. And so am I!

Eh, let me rephrase that... :rofl: :hi:

[Xipe Totec]

3. Depends. Do you have a backup TV? nt

[QueenOfCalifornia]

5. Nice post Hitler

How can I decide... so many rotten choices...

[Deja Q]

7. Piffle. Go lick me.

:9
:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

11. no

don't watch o'reilly factor at all

[Zookeeper]

12. Maybe....

I watched the first few minutes of it recently and I momentarily forgot that it isn't meant to be satirical like "The Colbert Report." O'Reilly is such a boneheaded bag o'wind.

[SeattleGirl]

15. Only if you remove all sharp, heavy, and/or otherwise destructive

items from the room before you do.

[From The Ashes]

16. I doubt that he's palatable even when drunk...

...so watch me while I strip! :rofl: