Sign Of The Times

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Anesthesiologist business card:
*When you care enough to sleep with the very best.*

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
*"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."*

In a Podiatrist's office:
*"Time heels all wounds."*

On a Septic Tank Truck:
*Yesterday's Meals on Wheels*

At a Proctologist's door:
*"To expedite your visit please back in."*

On a Plumber's truck:
*"We repair what your husband fixed."*

On another Plumber's truck:*
*"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..."*

On a Church's Billboard:
*"7 days without God makes one weak."*


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
*"Invite us to your next blowout."*

At a Towing company:
*"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."*

On an Electrician's truck:
*"Let us remove your shorts."*

In a Nonsmoking Area:
*"If we see smoke, we will assume you are
on fire and take appropriate action."*

On a Maternity Room door:
*"Push. Push. Push."*

At an Optometrist's Office:
*"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."*

On a Taxidermist's window:
*"We really know our stuff."*

On a Fence:
*"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"*

At a Car Dealership:
*"The best way to get back on your
feet - miss a car payment."*

Outside a Muffler Shop:
*"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."*

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
*"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"*

At the Electric Company
*"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.*
*However, if you don't, you will be."*

In a Restaurant window:
*"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."*

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
*"Drive carefully. We'll wait."*

At a Propane Filling Station:
*"Thank heaven for little grills."*

*And don't forget the sign at aChicago Radiator Shop:*
*"Best place in town to take a leak*