Abstinence Shorts . . .

[mzteris]

These boxer shorts feature the Zounds YRM logo with the inspirational words "Radically Abstinent, Saved & Saving it!" A great way to show the youths that abstinence is "where it's at".

Enjoy the roomy comfort of our sexy boxers as underwear or sleepwear. They’re 100% cotton, open fly…for thinking outside the boxers. Boxers, because you don’t want to be brief.



(I can't believe no one commented on this in my post to another thread yesterday. It's just too good to let this info pass the Lounge by, I think. Christmas is coming, people!!!)

[SPKrazy]

1. get me a pair

:(

[mzteris]

4. they're to celebrate abstinence

. . . not to wear because you HAVE to!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

8. oh...

well fuck that

who wants to celebrate it

:eyes:

[mzteris]

9. well -

you will when your kid turns 13 or 14. It won't seem like such a bad idea then!!

[SPKrazy]

12. his sure

mine

:P

[Bucky]

2. "thinking outside the boxers"?

Um, shouldn't the head stay in the boxers if you want to promote abstinence?

[mzteris]

5. guess it depends

don't it?

:D

[Deja Q]

18. Head, yes. Hands, no.

:rofl:

[ThomCat]

3. If someone is "thinking outside the boxers"

Does that mean they're not wearing them? And what are they doing while they're not wearing their underwear? :P

Sounds a bit self-defeating for an abstinance campaign.

[mzteris]

6. I know -

I thought the copy was really weird given the "message".

It was from that website yesterday - the really way-out-weird "fundie-Christian" one.

[Sequoia]

7. Our minds were on the fires above

Not the fire below! HO, HO, HO!

[mzteris]

11. who you callin'

a HO?

:nuke:

[Sequoia]

21. Santa Claus laughs like this, HO, HO, HO !!!!!

Why....um....what were you thinking?

[matcom]

10. I like the logo

she'll be able to read it easily from her knees

:hide:

[mzteris]

14. you. are. so. so.

BAD!

:spank:

[matcom]

16. it's what seperates me from

well, the unbad people :D

[mzteris]

17. and aren't we glad!

[txwhitedove]

15. Bwhahhha...

:rofl:

[Mad_Dem_X]

22. Ha, ha!

But they'll still be "technical virgins"! :eyes:

[Deja Q]

13. Dang, all those sperm must be envying a tin of packed anchovies.

:hide:

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. Why wear that shit? Who would even see it!?

[cobalt1999]

20. I'm getting a pair.

My wife might take it as a challenge. :evilgrin: