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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 11:27 AM
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I made the baby jesus weep today, ask me anything...
no really i did,
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tuckessee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 11:29 AM
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1. Bottle those tears if you can.
They oughta be worth big bucks.
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tuckessee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 11:36 AM
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2. BTW,
You were just supposed to make the kid burp, not whack him so hard he started bawling his head off. C'mon, fer Chrissakes (literally).
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 11:41 AM
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3. i stuck him with a diaper pin
and then took his name in vain.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 11:46 AM
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4. PICTURES!!!!!
GET LOTS OF PICTURES... and tear stained garments and then AUCTION them on Ebay.

Jesus baby tears are going for big bucks I tell you!
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 11:50 AM
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5. i will be mounting the garment on a board
and tehn setting up a shirne in my backyard. charge 10 bucks a head to touch it.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 12:15 PM
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6. You joined the Bucky Dent Fan Club??
:hide:

:hi:
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