Ack! Spit! Cough! My ten-year-old son just discovered cologne

[Maddy McCall]

*need oxygen* *passing oouuuutttttttt* :nuke:

[TrogL]

1. Ank just spent $50 on a bottle of cologne

I'm still not talking to him.

[Dookus]

2. LOL...

awww... that is SO cute.

Get him some good, inoffensive stuff. "Happy" by clinique is sort of non-offensive and pleasant, and not too pricey.

I remember stealing my dad's Old Spice - that hadda be an olfactory horror.

[Maddy McCall]

4. His grandfather gave him some kind of musk cologne and he

just discovered it tonight. Christ I should have thrown it out, but it was from his grandfather.

Ok, I will remember "happy" next time I go to McRaes. In the meantime....HHHEEEEELLLLPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. This is my 5 year olds favorite thing to do...He slathers himself

in Daddy's cologne...because he wants to be just like him.

The whole house smells like Lagerfeld on a daily basis. :hi:

[Maddy McCall]

5. LOL! I am going to go run get the bottle and report back on what

my kiddo has on....BRB

[Maddy McCall]

7. Jovan Musk for Men and Axe Body Spray

*gag* *cough*

[Dookus]

8. ack!!!!!

that stuff is awful!!!

Just be grateful he didn't get his hands on Joop.


on edit: Jovan Musk is bearable as a deodorant/anti-perspirant, in small amounts. NOT as a cologne.

[Maddy McCall]

10. LOL!

I am going to take him shopping tomorrow afternoon.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. ...or a room deodorizer as jchild's child has just found out...

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Whoo lovely...If it's anything like the women's Jovan, I think it's

a bit spicy for a wee one...heehee....but funny, definitely very funny. :hi:

[Maddy McCall]

13. Any musk cologne just reeks to me...

I had a ferret once, had it's musk glands removed. Can't bear that odor...so offensive! :-)

[rwheeler31]

12. get rid of that stinky crap

It hurts us

[Dookus]

6. hrmm...

I used to like Lagerfeld a lot. It could be worse.

Hai Karate!

[OneBlueSky]

14. anyone remember English Leather and Jade East? . . .

I think I actually experimented with both of these at one time, but soon realized that colognes and aftershaves just weren't my thing . . .

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Some him over to the peroxide blond evil clown woman!

That'll teach her!

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. "Some" him over? What a typo. I meant "SEND", of course

too late to actually edit the subject line.

Embarassing.