Hey males, do you care if you have to show the package to female doctors?

[Omphaloskepsis]

[evlbstrd]

1. Somehow, it's easier.

Same with prostate exam.

[Deep13]

3. It doesn't trigger my gut-level homophobia.

Also, women have narrower fingers.

[evlbstrd]

30. It's not a homophobic thing.

I agree about the fingers.

[triguy46]

7. I've been prodded poked biopsied...

and cannot imagine that gender would make any difference. Its all uncomfortable.

[evlbstrd]

31. My doctor would not be gentle in the least.

He doesn't like me.

[triguy46]

44. Mine likes me. Sometimes things are just uncomfortable....

The worst was having a prostate biopsy. He is injecting the prostate with novacain, through the bowel, and asking me about changes at the university I work at. I've got tears rolling down my face and he's saying, "just a little more, try to relax just a little...'" After that the biopsy was a piece of cake.

I wonder if this will get deleted by the mods, or moved to the DU Mens Health forum/

[evlbstrd]

48. Jeezuz!

I'm saving it to disk. If it gets deleted, I can re-post it.

[SacredCow]

2. After my bout with bilateral inguenal hernia repair....

I'm way over being embarrased by dropping trousers. I was prodded, examined, groped, etc. seven ways to Sunday....

[guitar man]

4. not a problem

In fact, I'd rather whip it out for a lady doc, especially if she's hawt!! :evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

5. My primary doctor is a woman.

She sees my "package" every time I get a physical and a cancer screening. :shrug:

[Connonym]

6. One of the female doctors I used to transcribe for

got suspended for complimenting a male patient on his package. I never liked her so I thought it was hilarious that she got busted.

[ThomCat]

8. Okay, I can see that commenting was definitely wrong.

But he complained? :shrug:

[Bucky]

17. Maybe she garbled her words

You know the joke I'm trying to make.

[Connonym]

32. ...

:spank:

[ThomCat]

35. Yeah, what she said!

:spank:

[Deja Q]

38. Dang. Where does she practice now?

:hide:

(okay, you obviously wouldn't know, but still...)

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Mine's groped my junk

And she's a lesbian. :)

[ThomCat]

10. I'm not sure how to respond to that

but it sort of requires a response. :P

I'm sure she had a reason. I hope it was a medical one.

Btw, I hope it was was good junk. :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. The standard reason

i.e. "Turn your head and cough."



And it was my junk, so whadya think? :P

[ThomCat]

14. What I've seen of your junk looks pretty good.

:blush:

You should share it a bit more. You'd have a fan club. :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. As well as one o' these

[ThomCat]

23. Please don't get one of those.

:cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. I avoid it at all costs

That's why I keep my junk off the boards.

[SPKrazy]

12. No...

I had an excellent female physician several years ago. She moved away or she'd still be my PCP.

Never had a problem with that, can't say I didn't have a moment of bashfulness, but she was professional and a good doc.

[Deja Q]

13. Nope.

[Bucky]

15. I can't afford a healthcare package.

I do think it'd be awkward if I had a female dentist, however.

[Deja Q]

16. What if you used your package to get a discount on the treatment?

That would redefine "health care" to a whole new level...

:hide:

[Bucky]

21. If they look at my package and say I get a discount, I'm going to a different doctor

Shit, at least lie to me about that, doctor-lady.

[taterguy]

18. I ran into my female doctor at a nudist resort

Boy was that awkward

[Bucky]

22. Did seeing you "prod" her memory?

I thought the point of going to nudist resort was to NOT be awkward.

[ThomCat]

37. Awkward?

I think that would be pretty cool. :shrug:

[flvegan]

19. Care? I whip it out and dance!

And that's just in the waiting area.

[Xithras]

24. Had to change doctors because of it.

Many moons ago my wife and I had the same GP, who happened to be a very HOT young twentysomething. Physical attraction is a funny thing that you cannot always control, and on one visit I became slightly "aroused" as she was touching me. She was very professional about it, but it was apparent that she thought it was funny, and I was mortified.

I switched over to a nice male doctor in the same practice a few weeks later. No harm, no foul, no more woodies.

[AnneD]

26. As a Nurse....I've seen it all.....

thanks for the chuckles...on this thread of course. ;)

[Deja Q]

29. No, you haven't...

:rofl:

[closeupready]

27. Really makes no difference to me, but I guess I am more

comfortable in front of a male health care practitioner.

[Deja Q]

28. Maybe I'm sloshed right now, but any lady who wants to see my package...

be my guest! :D :D :D :evilgrin: :D :D :D

[dembotoz]

33. sister in law is co doctor at practice i use

would be really damn hard to drop my drawers in front of her.

trouble is, i suspect that she might be the better doctor...

[Inchworm]

34. I don't care showing my junk to anyone who asks

I am really bothered when someone makes me wear pants.

:silly:

EDIT: within limits

[edbermac]

36. Could a dentist be classified as a doctor?

Just checking.

[Guava Jelly]

39. Not really

I figure in their profession they see several hundred penises per year.
The last time a female doctor examined my junk i felt more ashamed to take off my shirt because i was way overweight than to expose my Jewels.

[Vidar]

40. It would have been embarrassing when younger. Presently I'd be grateful

for the attention.

[mvd]

41. I have a male GP

Not that I find it disgusting, but I'm modest by nature and it gets worse with women doctors. If I was really attracted to the woman, I might make an exception.

[porphyrian]

42. I don't care, but it can be weird in public. - n/t

[ContraBass Black]

43. No, but if I were to become aroused, I'd probably die of embarrassment.

That's never an issue with a male examining me.

[skygazer]

45. My SO is deleriously happy when he has to go see his female doc

And he'd gladly whip out the package if he was only in there for a tetanus shot. :eyes:

[cobalt1999]

46. Somehow, I don't mind female doctors as much.

I guess the idea of a woman handling things down there is more comfortable than a man.

[Perry Logan]

47. Just so long as they don't laugh.

[Generic Brad]

49. Nobody in the medical profession touches my privates

Male or female, it matters not. If my junk turns black and falls off, then I will let them take a peek.

[TK421]

50. I don't mind...I'm sure these doctors have seen it all

:D

[Blue-Jay]

51. NUTSACK!