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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 10:47 AM
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i'm totaLLy a snitch
on my way to grab a sammich for Lunch, about 2 bLocks from my office, some crackhead was out in the middLe of mass. ave. hooting and hoLLering and stumbLing through speeding cars swerving out of the way.

so, i waLked sLightLy out of my way over to some motorcycLe cops, and informed them that some guy out of his mind, is out in traffic babbLing and he's gonna get kiLLed.

as i headed back toward my route (in the direction of said crackhead) the cops waLked aLong and asked me where he was. i Looked and now he was out of the street, and standing next to a bus stop urinating, and i pointed him out.

the cops went over to taLk to him. they didn't arrest him or anything, but they did turn and point at me (i guess teLLing him what i had toLd them) and then they turned and went back to their bikes.

fucking great! i have to waLk right past the nutjob on my way back asshoLes.

it's not the stop snitching shirts, that wiLL make me think twice about trying to save someone's Life. :eyes:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 11:08 AM
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1. 'thehell?
:wtf:

What could they have been thinking? That's just fucked up.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 11:13 AM
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3. funny thing is
i actuaLLy got nervous.... even though he's a crackhead i'm a pretty big guy, and not under the infLuence.

but for a moment i totaLLy thought, "oh my god! that crackhead is so gonna know i narced on him. he might make me feeL uncomfortabLe next time i see him." :rofl:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 11:41 AM
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5. heheheheh
That's so cute. :)
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 11:13 AM
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2. snitches get stitches
that's what I learned in the LA Unified School District
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 11:40 AM
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4. What are the chances the crackhead will remember?
I mean, unless he's one of the paranoid ones, but then you can just tell him it wasn't you, it was your alien clone sent by the CIA.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 11:50 AM
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6. Wait... you're small, round, golden, have wings and your capture ends a quidditch game?
How can you type then?
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-23-07 01:53 PM
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7. Tomorrow, point out the cops to the crackhead.
That'll even out the entropy in the universe.
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