What's your excuse?

[HEyHEY]

Well come on ..what is it?

[TXlib]

1. I was young, I had had a lot to drink...

Everybody else was doing it!

[HEyHEY]

2. Old enough to know better: young enough to do it anyway

[Susang]

3. I swear, I didn't know it was loaded!

:evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

4. I'm old and having a lot to drink...

See previous thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=705970

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Hey, like I said...

[dolo amber]

5. It was...

Clinton's penis!! :o

[Dookus]

6. I'm Irish

[HEyHEY]

10. Hey that's MY excuse!

[Dookus]

14. too feckin' bad....

ye potato-humpin' mary-lover.

[HEyHEY]

15. Spud shittin eejit!

[Dookus]

18. ahh...

on me dear mother's soul, I promise to punch ya in yer cabbage-lovin' stomach, ya foul papist sheeplover.

[HEyHEY]

21. When OIM done wit ye....

what was ye guts ill be your clothes. SPawn of the devil, lucifer's son you are!

[qwertyMike]

20. Me Too (Belfast)

But that don't work anymore.

Got me out of a few fights though.

Where you from?

Mike

[Dookus]

22. well....

I'm from New York. Irish in a genetic sense, not geographical :)

[qwertyMike]

28. Irish Genetics

You got them genes
Doesn't matter
You're f*cked

But you get laid a LOT
http://www.irishabroad.com/valentine/olstory.asp?article=271344

You're Oiirsh - not Irish

Make a list of Rehab Numbers

Colin Farrell

[Dookus]

30. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Colin Farrell.......


I just want him to make me do dirty things to him....

[qwertyMike]

31. Farrell

Smokes 40 a day
2 bottles

And I bet he could do cosmic things to you

[GOPisEvil]

7. It was the CIA's fault!

[HEyHEY]

11. Golfers: always blamin' the CIA

[GOPisEvil]

12. They made me buy the new driver I bought today!

It was 1/2 price though! I bought it with my Christmas money! :D

[HEyHEY]

13. Has that chip in your head help your slice?

[brokensymmetry]

9. No one told me.

No, really!

[Lizz612]

16. Young and horny with money to burn and a fast car.

You would have done the same I'm sure.

[baldguy]

17. Clinton's penis made me do it!

Sorry, channeling a republican for a moment.

[BigMcLargehuge]

19. my dog ate it

and I didn't know because the snooze button malfunctioned, then, someone siphoned the gas out my car whose lights I left on last night and drained the battery.

[HEyHEY]

24. well then

In that case you'll have to spill coffee on it and take the wrong bus connection by accident.

[BigMcLargehuge]

25. I lost my bus ticket

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. My shoulder hurts...so I couldn't..

**insert batting eyelashes here**

[HEyHEY]

26. Well, is that so?

Well you'll have to PAY the movers!

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. I can't because I gave my last dollar to the pizza guy.

:(

[many a good man]

27. Its a loooooong story...

...and you wouldn't believe me any way. So I'm not tellin'.

[TrogL]

29. I forgot

What was the question?

[JanMichael]

33. Naturally lazy, yet at the same time arrogant?

:shrug: