How would you dress up as Larry Craig for Halloween?

[Bicoastal]

Any ideas?

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. The real question is: WHY would you dress up as Larry Craig for any reason?

:yoiks:

[Bicoastal]

5. Hmm...good point.

Although, in the West Village, anything goes....you could even build an entire bathroom stall around your person!

Naah...forget it.

[XemaSab]

2. Get a big box. Paint it like a bathroom stall. Hang it over your shoulders.

Nothing else. :D

[DarkTirade]

4. Jinx. :)

[DarkTirade]

3. Get a refridgerator box. Cut out panels from the bottom and paint it white.

Draw lines that look like a door on one side. Constantely reach under the edge to 'reach for toilet paper' and tap your foot.

Or you could develop a better sense of taste and go as something else. :)

[XemaSab]

8. Trust me.

After a week at the costume store, a sense of taste is apparently optional. :P

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. A big cardboard box, like the ones refrigerators come in.

Paint it gray or light green, cut a "door" on one side. Rig up some way of keeping it about a foot off the ground, like straps on your shoulders, keep the "door" closed, and also make sure your head doesn't reach above the top. Wear wingtip shoes and dark pants. Then, while inside the box, ring the neighbors' doorbells and just tap your foot.

They'll get it.

[Left Is Write]

7. I wouldn't.

I live in Idaho, where, inexplicably, some people like him.

[krispos42]

9. As a bathroom stall

Wide stance, Metropolitan Airport Commission logo on the door, and instead of 'trick-or-treat' you only say "No!"

[jmowreader]

10. Start by wearing a suit with swimming trunks underneath

Bring a toilet to the party (you can buy a toilet at Home Depot for fifty dollars). Put the toilet in the party room. Drop trou (bathing suit up, of course) and sit down with your feet spread W-A-A-A-A-Y far apart. Every so often, tap your foot.

[quip]

11. The cardboard stall idea is gold....

but you'd need tap dancing shoes. Also, there must be a piece of toilet paper affixed to the bottom of one of the shoes.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Like this, maybe?

[porphyrian]

13. Like Cheney, but more in the closet. -n/t

[Drum]

14. For starters, a piece of toilet paper stuck to my shoe...

The rest is more of a pantomime: bent over a little with my hands gesturing near my ankles, and with a verrry wide stance.

[hisownpetard]

15. Oo, I can't decide! I'm just gonna stall... nt

[uncle ray]

16. campaign!

play it straight in a suit and tie, walk up to people and introduce yourself as Larry Craig, up for re-election this year, etc. hand them a campaign flier that lists bullet points of his ridiculous statements about the bathroom incident, as if they were positive campaign issues.