Okay, I did it again. I am drunk like the door to the Titanic. Aks me anyghing!!!!!!!!!

[Deja Q]

:9

[JTG of the PRB]

1. How's the weather up there?!

I said, HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?!

[Deja Q]

2. It's blue like the ocean's evelen. Or like my bills. So blue, my blue bulls.

[crispini]

3. "like the door to the Titanic"?

is that from somewhere or did you make it up? either way, it's brilliant! :D

[Deja Q]

4. Well, the shitty little ship does have doors...

Usually above deck where the water cannot get in...

Dang, I'm royally pissed, pardon the British slang, and I can still type this neatly.

I needc another 16oz of lovely stamped-on grape juice and maybe a HOOKER to give me a terminal STD...

[graywarrior]

5. You're listing?

[Deja Q]

7. Lord only kinows. I ought to send him a post card...

I thunink he's got a PO Box...

[Capn Sunshine]

6. smoking , Eh?

:smoke:

[Deja Q]

8. No, legal brain alteration substances. Red, red, wine...

:9 :beer;

It's like sex, except I'm having lots of it!

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JTG of the PRB]

10. LMAO!

"Oh man, it's great! It's like sex, only I'm having it!"

Futurama strikes again! :rofl:

[Deja Q]

14. Hey, I was Fry long before they spied on me and took from my persona,

the one with the bad hair thanks to that cretin!

[Sugar Smack]

9. "Honey, don't do that. It makes you cough."

I'm quoting YOU. Slow down, pumpkin. I love ya to pieces. You helped me back out on the phone.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

11. Give me the word and I'll be off my dialup in no time.

:hug:

[Deja Q]

15. You are too kind.

Way too kind.

I'm on DSL but if the phone rings I always pick it up. Pkay, U alwalsys screen until 9PM, when those filthy telemarketing people finally give uo for the day, but after that I always answer. It's a good thing I'm not a frequent 976 caller, or they'd call ME back wondering how I'm doing! :crazy: :rofl:

Chiropractors should be thjropwn in jail

[Deja Q]

13. Wait a minute, it's 11:11 in North Carolina right now. Whty are you up?

And why I'm not up is becauser I Probably have ED and nothing to use it with anyway... :sprayt:

UIt's been a bad night. Tmorroe I'm going to finish redecorating the apartment and continue towoking on my books and hopefully get them out to publuisher and acepted. Now not for bvious rausins, but ('m still here and it's all going t owork out. Rest assurred. It's all going to work out fine. The regeneration will succeeed.


;pals:
:hug:

[Sugar Smack]

17. OK, then. I'm calling YOU. PM me yr number.

Or I'll spank ya.:spank: :pals: :hug: :yourock:

[Deja Q]

19. Must you tempt me?

:rofl:

Check yours PM

[graywarrior]

12. HypnoToad is addicting.

[Deja Q]

16. So is sex, driving, and television on the east coast(tm)

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

18. And posting on DU shitfaced.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Deja Q]

21. I went to find a mirror. There is no remnants of feces anywhere on it.

From human, avian, vermicular, canine, or any other form of life form.

Not even dust; the excrement of dust mites. (neither is dust a good substitute for cocoa mix... I tried that once...)

[graywarrior]

23. >

[Roon]

20. HypnoToad, I am worried about you

You have been drinking a lot lately! Oh, what the hell, so have I! Bottoms up!!

[Deja Q]

22. !

:9

Does it mayter anymore?

When bosses are in meetings giggling over presentations about if they had ___ sofytware they could get the mentally ill criminal with the gun collection before he kjilled a bunch of cops...

My reviewq better not bne bad. No reason for it to be but corporate politics beuing 9/10ths of the law, one could know everything and be the Ultimate Asset(tm) and still get sacked for a burlap bag full of bollocks excuses...

[Sugar Smack]

24. I LOVE YOPU.

:loveya:

[Deja Q]

25. Thank you much for callingg!

:hug: :pals: