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To, say, a Turkish prison. And videotape it for YouTube.
Put in my flat tax. Bust up the media and oil conglomerates.
Remove the term "marriage" from the legal code, replace it with "civil union", and make it open to all adults regardless of gender.
Legalize pot, same standards as alcohol. Release all prisoners only in jail for possession of pot.
Legalize hard drugs in "cafés" or something. Release all prisoners only in jail for possession of hard drugs.
Legalize brothels. Mandatory frequent physical exams for sex worker.
Medicare for all.
Repeal NAFTA.
Process all illegal immigrants in the country. Non-wanted-criminal ones can stay after paying a $5,200 fine. $520 a year for ten years, paid through their 1040 tax form. Clamp down hard on illegal employers. Maintain immigration rates, but focus instead on non-latino nations, especially where hardship is occuring. Like Darfur, Palenstine, Iraq, Afghanistan, Ethiopia, Lebanon, etc.
Date Jessica Alba. Or Jessica Biel. Or Jennifer Gardner. Or Kari Byron. Or any combination thereof.
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