I pretty much feel like a Goddess, right now.

[LaraMN]

I unclogged the toilet that my husband couldn't even get clear with a snake.

I'm easily impressed with myself.
Shut up.

:P

[KitchenWitch]

1. Never send a man in to do a woman's job!

:P

[LaraMN]

3. That's right, baby!

I've been dealing with far too much shit. Literally. Last night Jack had shit-smearing incident number four (in the last two weeks,) and I had to drag him out of his room and bathe him at 11:30 at night.

Jeeee-bus.

:eyes:

[KitchenWitch]

5. You have far more patience than I

:yourock:

[LaraMN]

6. He's otherwise really cute. It's his saving grace.

I am buying diaper pins to fasten his pajamas shut, asap.

Can't dress himself, but he can strip out of anything.
Won't use the potty, but can get poo damn near the ceiling.

The kids have been really mean to me lately. Sophie told me tummy is "all crumbly and stretched out."
I told her it was her fault.

:rofl:

[Connonym]

2. ...

I can't wait to read the naughty things people are going to reply with

PS, love your sig line

[LaraMN]

4. I could use the amusement!

:D

:thumbsup:

[redqueen]

7. Ooh I'm cynical...

You sure he really tried?

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

9. I heard him trying!

Or he's good at really weird sound effects!

:rofl:

[Wheezy]

8. You are my hero. n/t

[LaraMN]

10. I do what I can. Some of us just have special gifts.

:P

[Connonym]

11. Come on people! Where are the snake jokes?

I really don't want to work today, I need amusement. Don't let me down Loungers

[Dr. Strange]

14. Enough is enough!

Get this motherfucking snake out of this motherfucking toilet!


Is that what you had in mind?

[Connonym]

15. I was thinking more along the lines of comments about Mr.MN's snaking abilities

and Lara's ability to get the job done herself. But I'm a pev

[Crabby Appleton]

12. Where are the pictures?

Oh Goddess of the WC.

[LaraMN]

16. Sorry. The toilet's not very photogenic.

:P

[Dr. Strange]

13. Bet you don't smell like a goddess!

Congratulations!

[LaraMN]

17. I reek of a pheromonal bounty.

Plunging works up a sweat, y'know!

[Orrex]

18. I would imagine that you're quite flushed, after all that

Bravo on your plumbery!

[Dr. Strange]

19. Locking.

Please refrain from toilet humor, you potty mouth!

[DarkTirade]

20. If you're not potty the solution...

Eh, who am I kidding. This whole thread is circling around the drain.

[swimboy]

21. About time, Sweetheart!

Remember to use your powers only for good, mostly.

[Pierre.Suave]

22. Wow, you are easily impressed

with yourself.

On a related note, I got a clogged toilet here, want to impress yourself some more?

[Maestro]

23. How ironic.

I just clogged one today!

[Beer Snob-50]

24. impressive!!

what did you use to clear it?

btw, i gotta share du with my wife and let her see that other women unclog the toilet.
she roused me out of bed about midnight the other night because the toilet was clogged!