I need to get groceries, but I do not want to wear clothes.

Inchworm

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Tue Oct-16-07 02:46 PM
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I need to get groceries, but I do not want to wear clothes.

What would you suggest?

:shrug:

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Pierre.Suave

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Tue Oct-16-07 02:47 PM
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1. Internet

can you order groceries online?

I know I can here.

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KitchenWitch

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Tue Oct-16-07 02:49 PM
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2. Simon Delivers!

Used them often!

:)

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Inchworm

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Tue Oct-16-07 02:55 PM
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7. Cant here :(

guess I'll put on tank top...

:hi:

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KitchenWitch

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Tue Oct-16-07 02:57 PM
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8. Ah, going with the shoes and shirt only option!

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Inchworm

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Tue Oct-16-07 03:01 PM
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14. Oh.. I have a long t-shirt somewhere

Hmm.. an old dress?

:hide:

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MonkeyFunk

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Tue Oct-16-07 02:50 PM
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3. go naked

just keep your junk off the produce.

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Inchworm

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Tue Oct-16-07 02:57 PM
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10. I may do a comparative study while I'm there

I'll have to go down stationary aisle for paper and pen. (no pockets)

:hi:

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SoCalDem

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Tue Oct-16-07 02:51 PM
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4. Ask a friend to shop for you..and pay them

Your own private shopping service :)

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Inchworm

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Tue Oct-16-07 02:58 PM
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11. Friend? does not compute...

I kid.. they are all working and doing all that real life stuff :D

:hi:

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SoCalDem

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Tue Oct-16-07 03:01 PM
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13. That actually works in your favor.. I mean... since they are already OUT

why NOT stop on their way home and shop for Yoooooooooo:)

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Inchworm

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Tue Oct-16-07 03:03 PM
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16. wooooot!

You are a genius!

:hug: :loveya: :hug:

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lost-in-nj

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Tue Oct-16-07 02:52 PM
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5. Check out your grocery stores website

Edited on Tue Oct-16-07 02:53 PM by lost-in-nj

and see if they deliver

Probably won't get it till tomorrow

OBTW

thanks for the mental image!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

lost

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Inchworm

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Tue Oct-16-07 03:00 PM
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12. MonkeyFunk sent me into the produce

I got envious!

:rofl:

:hi:

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redqueen

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Tue Oct-16-07 02:52 PM
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6. Start a nudist grocery store.

Nothing about the average person's naked body that'd put anyone off their feed! :P

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Inchworm

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Tue Oct-16-07 03:02 PM
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15. GNC?

:rofl:

:hi:

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MrCoffee

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Tue Oct-16-07 02:57 PM
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9. i don't see a problem here.

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lost-in-nj

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Tue Oct-16-07 03:04 PM
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17. Yanno come to think if it

Edited on Tue Oct-16-07 03:04 PM by lost-in-nj

neither do I....

All the stores are pushing Organic this and Organic that!!!

So Inchies Organic to!!!!!

:spray: :spray:

lost

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Inchworm

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Tue Oct-16-07 03:06 PM
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19. Good thing I have a beard

Someone might say, Ma'am, can I help you?

:spray:

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Inchworm

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Tue Oct-16-07 03:05 PM
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18. Well if I were in a bigger town

maybe noone would notice?

:hi:

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Wcross

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Tue Oct-16-07 04:30 PM
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20. You'll never make it out of the produce section......n/t

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Oct-16-07 05:24 PM
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21. body paint?

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