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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 01:46 PM
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Why did Satan create Dinosaur fossils?
I did a Google search but could not find the answer. The most promising web site is taking too many hits and I cannot get in.
Sigh.

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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 01:48 PM
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1. Same reason
God made precious diamonds (which usually take millions of years to form) and star light (which usually takes billions of years to reach Earth)....

TO TRICK US!!!

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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 01:48 PM
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2. You silly..
Edited on Sat Jan-31-04 01:48 PM by SoCalDem
He did that when he killed Jesus' pet dinosaur..

You remember him, don't you. Methusasaurus
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Seldona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 05:01 PM
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41. rofl
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 01:49 PM
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3. According to my friend's teacher, who was a nun,
they were created to trick us and test our faith.
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ogminlo Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 01:49 PM
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4. To test our faith
in what the Hebrew politicians who wrote the Pentatauch made up about the age of the earth.
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KayLaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 01:51 PM
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5. I don't know quite what you mean
The way it was explained to me, it was God who created the fossils, to test us - sort out the believers from the nonbelievers. What, are you saying you doubt that?:crazy:
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 01:55 PM
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8. Maybe fundamentalism
is God's plan to sort out thinkers and fools.
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 01:55 PM
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9. I doubt nothing KayLaw.
I ask the question with open mind, seeking the truth.

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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 01:53 PM
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6. Most dinosaurs died in the flood
A few survived for a time until they were killed off by big game hunters also known as dragon slayers. A few brontosaurus still might survive in the swamps of Africa though.
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:16 PM
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16. Yes, I saw a movie
which showed the existence of them in Africa. Name of the movie escapes me at the moment. Nope! Not "King Kong." (Babe?)

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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 03:40 PM
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35. here's a pic of a dragon in a jar
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 06:24 PM
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45. Whoever did that did beautiful work!
It's a sculpture, that much is obvious. But it's just so beautiful! The detail, the attention to everything.
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earthman dave Donating Member (336 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 01:54 PM
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7. That's a heresy, IIRC
Ascribing the power of creation to satan? You'll burn for that. :)
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:00 PM
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10. That does it, I'm telling God what you said.
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Terwilliger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:03 PM
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11. LOL
I like that one :hi:
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mmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:03 PM
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12. Because God is a prankster God!
he he he
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:05 PM
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13. to test your faith
Edited on Sat Jan-31-04 02:07 PM by buddhamama
that wily Satan.

or maybe is was god who created them to test faith but Satan has taken the credit...

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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:13 PM
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14. How is it Dinosaur fossils
test my faith Ms. Buddhamama? What is the Great Buddha's opinion on the subject? Does Buddha even have an opinion?

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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:22 PM
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21. if i claim to have
the answers to your questions ignore me, it is a sure sign that i don't.

speaking strictly on the faith issue
imo, the Dinosaur fossils don't really test your faith in god but rather, do you accept the Bible in its literal form.




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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:15 PM
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15. When she was 7 my daughter invented the Creationistsaurus
She was into talking dinosaur movies at the time and speculated that there might be a Creationist-saurus who went around saying things like "I don't exist".
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:17 PM
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18. LOL
That's great!
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:19 PM
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19. A wise child
your seven year old daughter is Bucky. She is an explorer.

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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:16 PM
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17. For the same reason he created egg laying mammals
He was stoned out of his mind!

Which begs another question. Why did god make marijuana?
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Gadave Donating Member (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:22 PM
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20. So he could get stones out of his mind.
DUH
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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:24 PM
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22. Ok, another question
How much reefer must the big guy smoke to get stoned? And, which method does he prefer, joint, bong, or bowl? Or does god smoke blunts?
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 04:32 PM
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39. He smokes joints, of course
and He is a one hit wonder.

"Zeus damn, this shit is good."
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:25 PM
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23. Why did God make marijuana?
To test our resolve? Hey I do not know, really I do not.

We do not understand God's purpose. She plays interesting games with us, her children.

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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:28 PM
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24. yeah but,
if she created it, doesn't that mean we should learn to live in harmony with it? :smoke:
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:31 PM
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26. So if God loses his short term memory from smoking
reefer, how long is that in human time?
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:33 PM
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27. good question. that is why there is much strife, god has forgotten us
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:36 PM
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28. I wonder if God gets the munchies from the reefer.
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:40 PM
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29. of course.
Edited on Sat Jan-31-04 02:41 PM by buddhamama
duh. what do think happened to the dinosaurs?

she's been known to over indulge.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:54 PM
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31. Jesus smoked
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:57 PM
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33. Let he who is completely without sin light the first spliff.
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:46 PM
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30. In seriousness, marijuana is a gift from God
Alright, this thread is not supposed to be serious. It isn't about marijuana either though.
I believe marijuana is a very good plant for our recreation, healing, spirituality, and person to person bonding. Its close relative, which it may have been one in the same with not to long ago, hemp also has many uses that could help save the environment.
I think that someone should start a new thread about this though if they want to expand on this point.
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:57 PM
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32. This thread is not supposed to be serious?
Of course it is serious. Why do you say (think) that it is not serious?

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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 06:17 PM
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44. Ed, I think
you try to pull our leg---- I think

besides you see dinosaurs clear as anything on The Flintstones They were kinda like prehistoric puppy dogs





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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 02:29 PM
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25. first off, Satan cannot create anything
so you have that part wrong. the reason the Big Guy created Dinosaur fossils is simple. Once, as a kid, Jesus was really interested in Dinosaurs, and God, loving father that he was, created fossils to entertain him. Duh.

now, the big question is how did Jesus get fascinated by dinosaurs as a wee lad when they didn't exist until he thought of them? that's the real mystery.

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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 03:06 PM
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34. how about Barney?
Is that divine punishment?
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 04:24 PM
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36. I decided that this needed a theological POV...
so I went to Genesis.

Skip to Adam and Eve/Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel, blood line gone; Therefore I am not here, and neither are any of you. The joy of Fundamentalist thought....We don't exist!

O8)
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 05:37 PM
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42. even better, since there were no priests/ministers to marry
Adam and Eve, we're all illegitimate!
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 04:25 PM
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37. What about Oscar?
Where the hell did that thing come from?

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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 04:28 PM
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38. Not sure if this is a regional thing, but....
When I was a kid back in the 1950s, Sinclair gas stations' mascot was Dino the dinosaur. Your post made me think of that. As a child, I thought it was kind of a cutesy thing. Never knew where gas come from at the time. Or babies, for that matter, I was that young.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 05:00 PM
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40. In Florida, in the Sixties, you could get a Dino bank with every fill up!
Satan used to steal my quarters! :cry:
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Hokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 05:40 PM
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43. Just too..
screw with the creationists. God, hates them too.

:evilgrin:
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