Paula Dean you moron, 'brats' is pronounced "Brahts", not "BrAAAAts"

[Rabrrrrrr]

like undisciplined children.

Her show just came on, and she said she's agonna be cookin' up some of them thar brAAAAts, pronounced like "brats" as in undisciplined children.

Fucking idiot.

You're from the south, Paula - YOU call them bratwurst, and only bratwurst. Leave the local color to the locals, which in this case, is Wisconsinites.

x(

Christ, her son is doing it, too.

PLUS, he poked the shit out of them with a fork before cooking.

x(

[KG]

1. how many pounds of butter did she cook them brats in?

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. 4 bottles of beer. Of course, she is BOILING them, not braising them in the proper way.

No butter so far.

Fork-poked brAAAAts are being BOILED in beer.

x(

[KG]

3. well, this is suthen cookin'. normally everything just deep fried to an unrecognizable lump.

[RubyDuby in GA]

4. She's just doin' it so we can understand her. If y'all people up North could speak English

we wouldn't have to talk like that.

:P

[Lex]

5. Watch Paula Deen at your own risk, if you must watch her.

She even butchers southern pronunciations.

[supernova]

6. In all fairness, Paula probably never

took German. So, understandable she wouldn't know how to say BRAHHT-VOOURST.

[KitchenWitch]

7. You native 'sconies are sooooooo elitist!

:7

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. No, it's just that we have so little to proud of that we hold those things dear.

:P

I mean, what do we have? Brats, cheese, community-owned pro sports team, manhole covers, urinals and toilets, and murderers who eat their victims. That's pretty much it.

[KitchenWitch]

13. Yah

And the propensity to call drinking fountains - bubblers!

:hi:

[NightWatcher]

9. I am starting a "Savannahians Against Dean" chapter

Either of my grandmothers could have kicked her ass up and down Congress Street. I need to open a kitchen and put her out of biz.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

10. How about when

she says oil...

It is so friggin annoying - she says "awil"...I can't even spell what it is she says...

But i like her --- except for her new show "Paula's Party" Is this old lady the horniest thing ever? She is man crazy I tell you!

It is sort of embarrassing.

BTW - I saw the BrAAAts episode and I was yelling "Don't poke those bratwursts!" And why did they cook them fucking ever?

[triguy46]

11. It's the antithesis of Rachel Ray calling pecans (pu-cons), pea-cans.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Not entirely - "pecan" is pronounced in many ways, even by those

for whom the pecan tree is a native (or at least local) species.