Texas Surgeons

[Democrats unite]

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."



One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."




The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's President of the United States."

[havocmom]

1. yee-HAW that deservs a kick

Now, pardom me while I squeegie the coffee off my monitor!

[Fleshdancer]

2. ROFLMAO

yep. Sounds about right.