Wisconsin burglar steals a pizza, 6 eggs, can of ravioli, can of peaches, and 1 Hot Pocket

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Hungry burglar eats and runs
Thief steals food from Wisconsin apartment, leaves valuables untouched

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21277937/

Updated: 8:00 a.m. PT Oct 13, 2007

APPLETON, Wis. - A Wisconsin thief apparently had quite the appetite.

Appleton police received a call Wednesday of a burglary — not of valuables but of food.

The burglar apparently entered the unlocked apartment and walked away with a pizza, six eggs, a can of beef ravioli, a can of peaches and one chicken-and-broccoli Hot Pocket, authorities said.

The crime apparently occurred between 8:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m., the police report said.

[HEyHEY]

1. When I was in Penticton

A guy broke into a woman's house, and started cooking a chicken breast with potatoes.

[Shakespeare]

2. This man was spotted leaving the scene of the crime...

[Drunken Irishman]

5. HOT POCKET!

[DarkTirade]

3. Hmm... debating as to whether it was someone stoned out of their mind...

or maybe a very hungry and desperate homeless person who was wrestling with the morality of the situation enough that he/she could only bring him/herself to steal only what he/she needed to survive...

I've vote for the first option. :)

[Mojambo]

4. At least he tried to hit all the food groups. n/t

[Bjornsdotter]

6. Watch out Sheboygan

....Appleton's out to take your crown.

:toast: