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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:16 PM
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All the ladies love my humongus, throbbing
brain. :evilgrin:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:17 PM
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1. I guess the question of the day is:
where are you keeping it that it gets them so excited?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:18 PM
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3. In a secure undiclosed location
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 08:09 AM
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29. I found it
Edited on Sat Jan-31-04 08:11 AM by SoCalDem




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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:18 PM
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2. A little aspirin will stop that throbbing.
Edited on Fri Jan-30-04 11:18 PM by Finnfan
And studies have shown that brain size is not a determining factor for intelligence, so size doesn't matter.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:22 PM
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6. Tell that to this guy
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:19 PM
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4. Got me the strangest woman/Believe me, this chick's no cinch

But I really get her going
when I take out my big ten-inch...
record of the band that plays the blues.
Oh, the band that plays the blues.
She just loves my big ten-inch...
record of her favorite blues!
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:20 PM
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5. now, don't be bringing the thought police down on us....
Edited on Fri Jan-30-04 11:21 PM by KG
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:25 PM
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7. Seems like a throbbing brain
would be a symptom of an aneurism.

Might want to get that checked out, sugar... ;-)
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Terwilliger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:25 PM
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8. boys too
UH! gimme some
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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:28 PM
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9. I love your huge throbbing ...
Brain!!


Just like you love my humongous...






















Feet!


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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:30 PM
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10. Ya got me. I thought you were going to say
ego :evilgrin:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:33 PM
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12. You mean those little waffles you pop into the toaster?
Edited on Fri Jan-30-04 11:33 PM by SOteric
Kewel. I've never seen one throb before.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:34 PM
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13. Can't say I blame you
:evilgrin:
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Misinformed01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:31 PM
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11. Up until tonight, I thought you were a lady
sorry, but I really did.

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:36 PM
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15. That's funny, I thought you were informed
doh!
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Misinformed01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:58 PM
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19. Well, you just seemed so feminine to me
n/t
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 12:02 AM
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20. Mom?
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cally Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:34 PM
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What is this about?
Seriously, I don't get this? I'm ready to think it's pretty mysoginist but I'll reserve judgement.
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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:38 PM
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16. Maybe it's about
Having a little fun. :-)

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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:34 PM
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14. I like the way it crinkles when you think
and pulsates when a subject is of interest to you..
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:49 PM
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17. Is it a
Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules From The Centre Of The Ultraworld?

:D

(Yay, I made an Orb reference!)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 11:58 PM
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18. If it grows anymore
it won't be able to support its own weight, and collapse into a black hole of brain power, and somewhere else on earth, another freerepublic will be born via proxy, making everything around it stupid.
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dmr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 12:06 AM
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21. Could have a whale of an explosion then
I'm going under cover.
:silly:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 12:08 AM
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22. I heard you only use 37% of your brain.
I've been clocked at 78%. Neener.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 12:18 AM
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23. But they may like this better.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 12:22 AM
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25. the kind of ladies I'm after
would smack you for linking to a site with midi :evilfrown:

Very interesting bags though, I'll bet they get a lot of orders from Smith College
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 01:26 AM
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28. Oh really?
I can hardly wait.
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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 12:25 AM
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26. Ummmm
That was very very .... different.
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 12:25 AM
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27. What kind of lady would carry one of those bags?
:crazy:
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-04 12:19 AM
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24. How big is it?
:evilgrin:
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