I'm buzzed on booze right now, ask me anything!

[Deja Q]

:beer:

[BarenakedLady]

1. How are you doing?

I haven't talked to you in ages.

:hi:

[Deja Q]

3. Still here and have taken a break from writing 3 books...

For obvious reasons, I'm boozed up right now.

Being single sucks. And not in a good way.

Oh well. Like my friend says, I've got lots of spare time. (Well, I'm single and exploring my options for the future. Surely I have a small entitlement to think unfettered, the booze right now notwithstanding? :D )

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

5. Well I can say

Being not single sucks too. Then again I may be biased.

I hope your books are coming along. I need to see your name in Barnes & Noble someday. ;)

[Deja Q]

7. 20% done on one, the second major attempt is 10% done...

Mostly ideas written down, to be expounded upon later.

The autobiography is much later and is 40% done.

[lost-in-nj]

24. Yeah!!!

Keep it up!!

I still want autographed copies off ALL of them!!!!!

:party: :party: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

lost

[Merrick]

2. can my exceptionally smart and well behaved orangutan

get into heaven?

[Deja Q]

4. Unknown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbHexmNvwYY

Life is so strange
When you don't know
How can you tell
Where you're going to?
You can't be sure of any situation
something could change
and then you won't know

Where do we go from here?
It seems so all too near
Just as far beyond as i can see
I still don't know what this all means to me

I don't know where to go
I don't know what to do
And i don't even know the time of day
I guess it doesn't matter anyway

life is so strange
Destination unknown
When you don't know
your destination
Something could change
It's unknown
and then you won't know
Destination Unknown

When will my time come?
Has it all been said and done?
I know i'll leave when it's my time to go
Til then i'll carry on with what i know

life is so strange
Destination unknown
When you don't know
your destination
Something could change
It's unknown
and then you won't know
Destination Unknown

Life is so strange
Life is so strange
Life is so strange
Life is so strange
Life is so strange
Life is so strange
Life is so strange

[Inchworm]

6. What were those anti-counterfeit properties

added to the new US bills again?

:)

Oh, and :hi:

[Deja Q]

8. If you look at the $25 bill in front of a bright light, you'll see

a threesome featuring Britney Spears, Pauly Shore, and Carrot Top.

:scared:

[NNadir]

9. Can you solve this equation?

e^-x + x/5 = 0

[Deja Q]

10. With ease

e=0
x=0
-x being the negative of x, and x=0, therefore -0 = 0.

:P

[NNadir]

11. I don't really have the heart to tell you this, but...

e⁰ = 1

Thus the substitution of zero for x gives 1 = 0.

Have another beer and try again.

[Deja Q]

14. What about other body parts?

:hide:

[Cabcere]

12. Can I have some?

:hi: :toast:

[Deja Q]

13. You may have anything you'd like!

:hi: :toast:

[Cabcere]

21. Yay!

:D :beer: :toast:

:loveya: Hypno. :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

15. Is it true that you are John Holmes stunt double?

:crazy:

[Deja Q]

16. No, but I am Ron Jeremy's stunt double...

:hide:

[Guava Jelly]

17. I hope you are the (censored) double and not the belly one

:)

[Deja Q]

18. Both.

(But I am working on getting rid of one, but rest assured that I do like being a male. I can double as my own jump rope...)

:hide:

[Guava Jelly]

19. ....

I may be smaller..But I'm fast!!:rofl: :silly: :rofl: Wait..that doesn't sound good.

[Mike03]

20. Did you say you are a writer?

Can you say a bit more about your manuscripts?

Fiction? Non-fiction? Screenplays? Something else?

I'm a writer too, so it would be cool to meet some other writers.

[Deja Q]

28. Not genre-specific right now...

But I have written fiction, loose science-fiction, documentaries, editorials, journalism, humor, and technical documentation.

[Mike03]

29. That's good

I hope you stay in touch around here.

I would love to have some fellowship with other writers.

[BlueIris]

22. What do you think of me...really?

[Deja Q]

31. That depends.

:evilgrin:

[lost-in-nj]

23. So am I

ask me anything!!!


:hug: :hi:

lost

Oh yeah!! What are you drinking???

[Mike03]

26. Where are you in New Jersey?

I grew up in Plainfield.

[Deja Q]

32. Red chablis wine

Well, it's red and the box says 'wine'. Hopefully it's nothing like sparrow's blood...

[Beausoir]

25. You don't drink! Am I incorrect in this?

[Deja Q]

33. Technically, no. Tonight I'm just cheating a little.

Only 8oz.

[Mike03]

27. So Frustrating

Whenever I ask questions on these "I'm drunk"/"I'm buzzed" threads, I am apparently too late to ever get an answer, even though I really do care what the answer to my question is. I guess they pass out or get distracted or something.

[Deja Q]

34. Sorry, still conscious...

Just playing (and losing) an online game... :D

[Mike03]

36. Be careful

and don't fall or bump into anything. I've been there myself...

[Gormy Cuss]

30. So, are you smarter or dumber when you're buzzed,

and does your opinion of that change when you're sober?
:beer:

[Deja Q]

35. You know 99, I haven't the faintest idea!

[Gormy Cuss]

47. Would you believe...?

[pitohui]

37. what flavor booze?

got a cheap ass merlot thing going myself

[Deja Q]

40. The name of the brand is Franzine or something to that effect...

[flying_wahini]

38. ever write any erotica?

it's harder than it looks....!

[Deja Q]

39. 16 years ago, on a BBS...

Uh-oh. I just dated myself. And not in a good way...

:hide:

[Jamastiene]

41. You mean they let you drink in the loony bin?

If that's the case, I want to be committed, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! :rofl:

[Deja Q]

44. I'd love to get committed with you!

:spray:

[burythehatchet]

42. What is it about Bender with which you associate?

[Deja Q]

45. He's a crazy, loveable scamp

:D

[Mike03]

43. Should We Start a Writer's Forum

here at DU?


Or does one already exist?

[Deja Q]

46. Dunno, but do you think Writer would mind?

:evilgrin:

I think she was here yesterday... :D

If not, a writers' forum would be cool.