My new co-worker has noisy bodily functions

[undeterred]

He cannot sneeze without rocking the whole row of cubes and swearing. Every move has dramatic effect. I don't know if everyone else can hear the farts. I'm gonna go crazy. :silly:

[KG]

1. my cubbie is closest to the restroom.

there are things people should do before they leave home. :eyes:

[Dora]

2. The upside to work:

Nobody I know gets paid to poop at home.

[KG]

4. apparently, that's a point of pride where i work.

oy.

[evlbstrd]

5. Absolutely.

Get all of your farting done first thing in the morning.

[AllegroRondo]

3. Just dont pull his finger.

:)