Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish

[guitar man]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html


just......damn :crazy:

OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs

[Phillycat]

1. I'm telling you, you just never see this kind of shit with non-super-religious people

They're so repressed, it comes out all fucking weird. And it WILL come out, eventually.

[guitar man]

2. I wonder what his political affiliation was?

:silly:

[redqueen]

10. Heheh... well just cause you don't SEE it

doesn't mean it doesn't happen... it's just not so newsworthy as when it's a religious leader, 'morally' self-righteous politician or pundit, etc.

[guitar man]

3. Personal effects: One yellow metal ring intact on left ring finger, one dildo.

I guess their sex toy ban in Alabama was innefective at saving the good reverend :shrug:

[edbermac]

4. I hope the cops took pictures.

If I ever got hold of them, I'd email them to every neocon fundie in the country.

[MrCoffee]

5. Two wetsuits? Why two?

if hogtied wetsuit sex is your thing, then go for it. the part that i just don't get is why two wetsuits?

[guitar man]

6. maybe because

he thought God couldn't see him if he had on two :shrug:

[Critters2]

25. It's true. God has trouble seeing through rubber.

The thicker the rubber, the harder it is for God to see. He didn't have enough, though, obviously. He still got smote.

[SacredCow]

11. The rubber fetish is some wierd stuff....

I met someone who was into that a number of years back... He couldn't explain what the thrill was, other than to suggest I try it myself. The invitation was emphatically declined, so I remain at a loss (and plan to continue that way).

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

7. I'm sorry the guy is dead...

but this is the funniest damned thing I've ever head of. Used to work for Jerry Falwell, no less!

[guitar man]

9. I know

it's kind of like a wrecked clown car or something.

[mikeytherat]

16. "wrecked clown car" - damn, good thing I had already finished my coffee

I know it is very, very wrong of me, but that image just has me :rofl:

mikey_the_rat

[guitar man]

19. yeah, it's the first thing that came to mind

a wrecked clown car would just be something tragic but also funny that you just couldn't stop staring at. That pretty much sums up this story for me...:rofl:

[SacredCow]

8. Wow... Just wow....

But then again- Why am I surprised?

[unpossibles]

12. if you Google his name

you're see that some fundies are saying he was murdered. I'll agree there may have been some foul play (groan!), but I don't think he was murdered. I mean, how many home invasion murders are there where the perp puts a condom on a dildo and sticks it in the victim's butt? I mean, a condom? If you're going to kill someone, why use a condom?

[Giant Robot]

13. I was thinking something similar

What little I have read, and honestly I don't want to know that much, it sounds like he really needed some help to get into the position. I don't think it was murder, but I would be willing to bet he had a play partner that was on the scene when this all went horribly wrong.

[mikeytherat]

20. He WAS murdered! The dildo was the fatal shot - he took it right in the brain.

:hide:

mikey_the_rat

[unpossibles]

22. I agree, although I wonder how they got it past his thumb

and into his eye....

[Critters2]

14. Boy, am I boring.

I didn't even take the autoeroticism course in seminary. It was at the same time as Greek.

Looks like I made the right choice.

[MrCoffee]

17. yeah, right. how often do you use Greek? autoeroticism is useful all the time.

[guitar man]

21. from the description

it sound like the good pastor in this story was into "Greek Autoeroticism"

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Critters2]

23. Yeah, but Koine Greek never killed anyone.

AFAIK.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. God. Another dead Republican.

[SacredCow]

18. Had an attack of curiosity regarding what the Freepers are saying about this....

Someone posted about it, but the thread was removed after 14 replies. Methinks they're reaching their saturation point for sex scandals in their ranks.

edited for spelling. Man, I'm getting bad about that.

[Critters2]

24. Removed? Not just locked?

Cuz I would love to have read the explanation for a locking.


"Locking."
"We don't talk about what we do in our bedrooms. Or our wet suits."

[SacredCow]

26. Yep... Removed Completely.

The explanation:

This thread has been pulled.

Pulled on 10/09/2007 5:49:38 PM PDT by Admin Moderator, reason:

No thanks.

What a bunch of chickenshits!

[Critters2]

27. Captain Cowardice rides again! nt