Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish

[trof]

I just...I just...oh hell, just read it.

Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap

OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ." (5 pages)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

One other little detail from page 2 of police report:
"There is a dildo in the anus covered with a condom."

[Bunny]

1. How do you hogtie yourself?

I'm having trouble figuring that one out. :shrug:

[trof]

2. Yeah, I can't figure that out.

Police say "No others were present."
Sure, I bet.
And how would they know?

[triguy46]

4. I have no idea, but the BTK killer in Wichita could not only do that...

but he would suspend himself from trees. There are pics he took of himself so trussed.

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART: http://www1.freewebs.com/thebtksite/btkbondage.htm

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Slipknots + gravity/horizontal resistance

[mikeytherat]

3. What a GREAT band name: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish

mikey_the_rat