I just received an email informing me that 80% of women...

[Kutjara]

...want me to have a bigger penis. I don't know whether to be flattered by so much attention or simply humiliated.

[Kutjara]

1. delete

wrong place

[Cabcere]

2. Apparently, women want me to have a bigger penis, too.

:shrug: Since my penis is nonexistent (and, as a woman, I'm totally fine with that), I guess I'm in the minority. :shrug:

[Kutjara]

3. Hmmm, you're post is making me begin to question the sincerity...

...of the poster of the email. I was a bit surprised that 80% of women were sufficiently motivated to share their opinion on the size of my tiny friend, but I just assumed I'd somehow caught the popular imagination. Now, however, I suspect I'm being targeted by some shallow sales organization.

Oh well....

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Strange

I just received an e-mail informing me that 80 percent of women want me to stop e-mailing them about my penis.

:shrug:

[Kutjara]

5. I think we may be onto something here.

No wonder so many Americans are uninformed and apathetic about politics, climate change and social justice. They seem to spend all their time worrying about my penis size and your penchant for engaging in obscene correspondence.

I shall alert the media. They'll probably ignore it, though.

[cobalt1999]

6. Think positive...20% of women...about 600 million women think your penis is perfect or big!

That should keep you busy. :hi:

[Kutjara]

7. I'm a born pessimist. The 20% figure seems pretty close....

...to the proportion of the female population that are lesbians, and therefore have no interest whatsoever in my genitalia. :hi:

[Kat45]

8. You know, I got about 3 different emails about that just today.

One, titled "We are here for you and your penis," was for a product called Megadik.

[Kutjara]

9. The thought that a group of strangers have committed themselves...

...to the well-being of my penis is pretty chilling.

[Kat45]

10. I guess it would be.

Since I don't have a penis, I just find it bizarre.

[Kutjara]

11. But what if you do?

What if these shadowy individuals have been holding on (as it were) to your penis since you were born? You've had a penis all the time, but the knowledge of its existence has been kept from you, for reasons unknown. There could be an enormous penis warehouse somewhere, where all the kidnapped peni (?) are filed away, waiting to play their role in a plot of truly global proportions. The mind boggles.