"Penis" is the word for today. Modify a thread title to include "penis".

[ohiosmith]

My cat tore up my HUGE christmas penis.

[edbermac]

1. Steve Fossett, has anyone heard or read anything lately...

...about his penis?

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Vincent Gallo's penis....is he serious?

:P :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

3. Bwahahaha!

:rofl:

[billyskank]

4. Still Penis.

[ohiosmith]

8. :

Runs deep! :rofl:

[Cabcere]

5. can someone explain penis to me?

:shrug:

[Inchworm]

6. I bet Oral Penis caught hell in school!

:hide:

[ironflange]

27. I bet Oral Roberts caught penis in school

:evilgrin:

[VenusRising]

7. If Clay Aiken is Gay (haaaaa....) Then he can't sing Penis songs at MY Church

I had to do it.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Frosty1]

9. My pen is out of ink

:hi:

[Cabcere]

10. Pictures from the weekend ~~~PENIS HEAVY!~~~

:P

[MrCoffee]

34. tehehe

:thumbsup:

[ThomCat]

47. For that, now you need to post the pictures!

:P

[Cabcere]

49. Haha - I'd love to oblige you, Thom, but...

I didn't have that kind of a weekend. x( ;) :P :hi:

[ThomCat]

54. I hope your next weekend is better!

:blush:

:hi:

[Burma Jones]

11. My cat tore up my HUGE penis

ow

[jakefrep]

12. Penis logos offend conservatives

nt

[Deja Q]

15. Google's penis offend conservatives

:hide:

[tandot]

13. I'm never freely volunteering the fact that I work with penis again

[Deja Q]

14. On hold with penis 10 minutes and counting.

:hide:

[Cabcere]

18. Locking - no sex threads! :-p

:P :hi:

[Deja Q]

16. Penis looks promising. I got an email promising me a larger penis, and I say:

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

17. The Latest Pic of The Penis of the United States!

[Cabcere]

19. Do you have a smooth...no, just kidding, even *I'm* not going to go there.

:P

[ohiosmith]

21. Chicken!

[Cabcere]

23. Not quite what I was going for...

;) lol. (insert obligatory "cock" joke here) :spank:

[SoxFan]

20. I hate major chunks of my penis

:yoiks:

[redqueen]

22. Bring on the penis!!!!!!!!!!!

[flvegan]

24. I'm never freely volunteering the fact that I work with penis' again

[ohiosmith]

25. :

:rofl:

[Kali]

26. awww I was hoping MEGADIK would be the word.

[ironflange]

28. My penis tore up my HUGE christmas cactus.

It's true. Not the first time either.

[The2ndWheel]

29. Anyone see "Wrong Penis 2" yet?

[Dr. Strange]

30. Secret Service Agent Shoots Penis

Source: ABC News Blotter

The U.S. Secret Service is investigating why one of its agents shot his penis last month during a United Nations visit by the Iranian premier.

Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren confirmed that his agency's internal affairs unit has been asked to find out the details surrounding an agent's "accidental discharge" :o into the floorboard of his vehicle on Sept. 25 in Manhattan.

The spokesman would not confirm the type of penis used to shoot the automobile. The car was parked in a "staging area," Zahren said. He noted that there were no "principles" near the site of the shooting -- security-speak for the individuals under Secret Service protection.

Zahren would not identify who the agent was assigned to protect, although two security officials familiar with the incident tell ABC News the agent was protecting Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

[unpossibles]

31. Life is short. have a penis

not far from the real one, I guess...

[KamaAina]

32. Hahahahaha -- lots of Pissy Penis Fans around here tonight

it had to be done...

[_testify_]

33. Name a penis that you absolutely hated, but the general population loved.

[MrCoffee]

35. Happy 85th Birthday, penis!

[ohiosmith]

37. It was just a matter of time until you rose to the occasion.

[MrCoffee]

40. i am engorged with joy

about this thread.

[ohiosmith]

Don't let it go to your head.

[MrCoffee]

36. Duluth celebrates "Indigenous Penis Day" instead of Columbus Day.

[Quantess]

38. Jimmy Carter was

a penis farmer.

[MrCoffee]

39. I have become a curmudgeon and my penis proves it...aka

"The ohiosmith Story"

[MrCoffee]

41. Does every penis have to be only about sex nowadays?

[tandot]

42. I just ate 8 penis! Ask me anything!

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

43. In a row??

[ohiosmith]

44. :

:rofl:

[ThomCat]

48. That's easier than eating them all at once.

:9

[tandot]

51. One after the other...pass the TUMS, please

:evilgrin:

[ruiner4u]

45. i saw a penis in the wild today!

[LynneSin]

46. "Penis" is the penis for today. Modify a penis to include "penis".

:eyes:

[triguy46]

50. It is my penis.

[tandot]

52. I want to see some penis. Just one drop ... Just a tinkle.

[ohiosmith]

55. :

:applause:

[NoGOPZone]

53. Hey Mister, penis over here.

[Cabcere]

56. Meet the newest Hairy Penis fan.

:hide:

[Dangerously Amused]

57. My penis and jaw are sore - what should I do?

[Cabcere]

58. I have an answer to that, but it would probably get me banned.

:blush: :spank:

[Dangerously Amused]

61. Heh heh. :D

I know. But that thread title was just BEGGING for it, no?


:hi:

[Writer]

59. You must be very flexible. n/t

[Dangerously Amused]

60. .

Thanks for the inspiration!


I mean, you know... with the thread title and everything. :7


:hi:

[davsand]

62. I lost my penis in the back of a Rolls FUCKING Royce.

I can just hear the DU men groaning at the thought...


Laura

[RedCloud]

63. Mr. Scorpio says "Virginia is the only state with a sexual reference in its penis."

No doubt trying to screw over the citizenry of that Commonwealth.