I challenge the Lounge to prove that I exist.

[jpgray]

I am not convinced by the posted evidence, myself.

[deucemagnet]

1. You post, therefore you are.

Q.E.D.

[fudge stripe cookays]

3. It could...

....just be a clever ruse. I don't believe he exists either. I think he is a figment of Chavez's imagination.

[Orrex]

2. If you don't exist

Then who the hell am I replying to?

[jpgray]

6. A random heuristic torpidity generator

[Orrex]

10. Pffft. You always say that.

If I had a nickel for every time I replied to a random heuristic torpidity generator, I'd be a rich man.

Assuming that I exist, of course.

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Technically, you can only be disproved

You're asking the wrong question.

[jpgray]

13. I've heard it's impossible to prove a negative person

[rug]

5. I challenge you to post this in R/T.

[jpgray]

7. This foppery is too excellent for them

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. Nevermind

I'm going to bed

[jpgray]

12. Again, dude, there's no proof that I darkened those towels

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. did you steal my silver dollars?

[bridgit]

9. of course you exist, you rarely if ever answer my posts to you...

that is proof that you not only exist...but are snippy from within your proof of life albeit such as it is :thumbsup:

[jpgray]

14. Screw soft focus. I wanna see some pores.

[bridgit]

17. "pores" are going to cost you...

[SOteric]

11. You do exist

and you do not exist simultaneously as long as you remain in the DU Lounge.

[jpgray]

16. The Lounge experience is existential non-existence

[Critters2]

35. You post, therefore you are....?

:shrug:

[Cabcere]

32. Schroedinger's Lounge Lizard

less well known than his cat, but equally important in a metaphysical sense. :shrug: (I have no idea what I'm talking about.)

[swag]

15. No one will win the cream soda.

[jpgray]

18. The loser has to make me a malted

[swag]

19. Were this a Texas Cage Match, I'd demand as my prize

my old pal Ovaltine.

[petronius]

21. If proof is not forthcoming, will you go away?

:P

[idgiehkt]

22. you can't not exist if you employ reflexive pronouns.

Therefore, you exist. It's in the rules.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

23. I once

wrote

to

my

pen

pal

I

didn't

have

a

stamp

and

so

my

pen

pal

never

received

the

note...

You

Never

got

it

either

SFX: Bongo drums
SFX: Heavy Sigh
FX: Cigarette smoke

Fade to black

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. proof -- Best Thread Of The Night --

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7013184

[idgiehkt]

25. even better

jpgray exists because he truly understands lounge drama:

jpgray (1000+ posts) Sun Apr-08-07 10:50 PM
Response to Original message
283. "They account for about 0.4% of Lounge posts. They're just obsessed over by too many
Nobody really cares--if you want to avoid them, it's easy enough to do so. Just remember anyone involved in Lounge drama has the best intentions, knows the "whole true story," and would never stir up any trouble. All this while spending 80% of DU time plotting snide attacks, sniggering PMs, and holding obsessive social grudges on an ostensibly political website. Such posters should just be ignored and left to self-destruct"

Without existing, he wouldn't have these insights. Unless he is God.

Holy shit...jpgray is god?

[jpgray]

27. I would like someone to prove that certain aspects of Preservation don't exist

[Tuesday Afternoon]

28. which certain ones...?

I will have to take this on a case by case basis.

although, when it comes to preserves, I find the cherry seems to go the quickest at my house...ymmv

[Orsino]

26. Prove that who exists? n/t

[sundog]

29. jpgray #1

[DS1]

30. Is this Satan's idea of gambling?

[redqueen]

31. Call your mom and ask her.

That oughtta do it.

[Bucky]

33. In a well armed society...

you wouldn't.



Not for long, anyway

[JVS]

34. I'm putting you on ignore, everyone there is real

[cobalt1999]

36. Hell, I'm not sure I exist.

My life may just be an elaborate dream by an alien living near Betelgeuse.

[tigereye]

37. um, I shouldn't say anything, should I?

:hi:

you do have a figment like quality to you....