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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:06 PM Original message |
Subtle reminder: October is adopt a vegan month. |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
1. I hear vegans are especially flatulant. I give a lot of dinner parties... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:09 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. See. That's a myth. There are no bad vegans, only bad vegan owners. |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:11 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Next you'll be saying "a vegan's not just for Christmas." |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:11 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Is there some sort of "Vegan Whisperer"? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:14 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. Yes. Except Ghandi is dead. We're still looking for a replacement. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
4. Dear Midlo, |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:13 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. Dear Prag: |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:17 PM Response to Reply #8 |
15. ... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:20 PM Response to Reply #15 |
21. Psychic abilities. Shhh. Don't tell anyone. I want it to be a surprise. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:26 PM Response to Reply #21 |
32. Dear Midlo, |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:28 PM Response to Reply #32 |
36. Dear P. in Lower TamTamTaroo, |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
6. I had mine put down |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:15 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. Dear JVS. How I wish you had contacted our organization |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:39 AM Response to Reply #11 |
80. I put my vegans to sleep with copious amounts of weed |
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spinbaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
7. Should I feed them tofu? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:15 PM Response to Reply #7 |
12. Tofu is a natural choice for the vegan. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
9. I have my eyes one of those from across the pond! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:16 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. We have one in particular that you might be interested in. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:20 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. He sounds ideal! |
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yewberry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
14. Yaaaay! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:20 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Is there a particular part of the country you would like to live in? |
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yewberry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:30 PM Response to Reply #18 |
38. Anywhere that a "big night out" doesn't mean a trip to Ponderosa |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:32 PM Response to Reply #38 |
40. How do you feel about Shoney's? Or Cracker Barrel? |
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yewberry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:38 PM Response to Reply #40 |
43. Are those restaurants? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:39 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. *gasp* You've never heard of Cracker Barrel? |
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yewberry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:47 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. I thought that was cheese. |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:40 AM Response to Reply #38 |
81. I'll take tofunut |
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yewberry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:27 PM Response to Reply #81 |
95. Cool. |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 09:01 PM Response to Reply #95 |
97. Be aware |
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yewberry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 09:17 PM Response to Reply #97 |
98. Uh, right. |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 09:36 PM Response to Reply #98 |
99. Think of it as a kind of Shabbat |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
16. I'd like to adopt LeftyMom. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:19 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. So, I should put you down for three vegans? |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:27 PM Response to Reply #17 |
34. Yes, please. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 04:02 PM Response to Reply #34 |
49. That's 15 dogs, 7 cats, a bunny, two aging station wagons, three wisdom teeth in need of removal |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 05:29 PM Response to Reply #49 |
59. I'll be a good adoptive mom, I promise. |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 04:16 PM Response to Reply #16 |
53. Drat, I had my eye on flvegan - I could learn a lot from him. |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
20. Are they fixed? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:21 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. No. We want to increase the vegan population for the good of the earth, |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:23 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. Allright, but how do I know it's a purebreed vegan? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:25 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. We have all the papers necessary to ensure that you get a purebred vegan. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
22. what if your vegan won't stop humping your leg? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:22 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. That's a sign that they are not getting enough protein |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 11:27 PM Response to Reply #22 |
69. Flvegan tried to do that to Haruka over the phone |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:27 AM Response to Reply #69 |
75. I hold the phone with my LEFT hand. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 11:19 AM Response to Reply #75 |
90. dude... |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
23. I hear some folks adopt a vegan just to fight them against other vegans. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:23 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. All our potential homes are thoroughly vetted. |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
26. As a vegetarian, I find this offensive. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:24 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. A pickled veterinarian? I think this is the wrong thread. |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:27 PM Response to Reply #29 |
35. wegetabletarian |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:25 PM Response to Reply #26 |
31. I thought July was Adopt a Vegetarian month. |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:27 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. Damn it! |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:36 PM Response to Reply #33 |
42. I thought you were a Free Range Vegan, anyhow. |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:51 PM Response to Reply #42 |
48. Yup |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
37. I hear they're as bad as Cracker Barell's chicken potpie, |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:31 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. As I said upthread. There are no bad vegans, only bad vegan owners. |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:34 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. Well you trained yours very poorly then |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
45. Aren't they a pain in the ass to feed? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:50 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. Not at all. They're very sweet, very loving and very easy to feed. |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 11:59 AM Response to Reply #45 |
91. The food goes in the other end. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 12:04 PM Response to Reply #45 |
92. That's why they prefer sherry, it numbs up the ass |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
50. Can I order a subtle vegan? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 04:07 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. I'm sorry sir, but our vegans are pretty well informed and |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 05:19 PM Response to Reply #51 |
56. ! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 11:30 PM Response to Reply #51 |
70. OMFG |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 10:48 AM Response to Reply #50 |
87. thomcat can be non abrasive. however i adopted him already |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 11:00 AM Response to Reply #87 |
88. WooHoo! I've been adopted! |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 11:18 AM Response to Reply #88 |
89. Heh... |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
52. Can an omnivore adopt a vegan? |
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BrklynLib at work (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
54. My Boss is a VERY outspoken Vegan. We cannot even buy snacks for the office that have dairy in them |
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Snarkturian Clone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
55. The grey skin creeps me out NT |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:47 AM Response to Reply #55 |
83. Funny, I've never met a vegan with grey skin. |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
57. Can I adopt a mostly vegetarian who occasionally eats seafood instead? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:25 AM Response to Reply #57 |
73. Of course. If she's already been to your house, then she's used to you |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 05:27 PM Response to Original message |
58. Polite ones? |
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yewberry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 06:18 PM Response to Reply #58 |
61. I'm far too polite to respond in kind. |
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Mike03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
60. Struggling to become a Vegan |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
62. I wonder if there are any 'closet vegans' here. |
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Mike03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
63. Forgive me |
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yewberry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 06:25 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. I liked your post. |
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Mike03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 06:27 PM Original message |
Cool, |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 06:27 PM Response to Reply #63 |
65. I liked your post, too. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:27 AM Original message |
I didn't see what you posted, but no worries. |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 04:52 PM Response to Reply #63 |
94. I'm an aspiring vegan, too |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
66. I LOVE Vegan! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:33 AM Response to Reply #66 |
79. I'm sorry sir. You have been blocked in our database from adopting a vegan. |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
67. If You Carrot All |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
68. Are these vegans housebroken? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:24 AM Response to Reply #68 |
72. Yes, all our vegans are housebroken. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 12:05 AM Response to Original message |
71. Do they require a special diet of any sort? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:27 AM Response to Original message |
74. You're a vegan? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:32 AM Response to Reply #74 |
78. No. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 09:15 AM Response to Reply #78 |
84. so you're a jerk then |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 09:35 AM Response to Reply #84 |
85. What if I told you I am posting from your neighbor's porch? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 09:54 AM Response to Reply #85 |
86. You're next door - come on over, just finished making breakfast |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:29 AM Response to Original message |
76. Will my vegan destroy my furniture? |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:31 AM Response to Reply #76 |
77. Only if it's leather. |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:44 AM Response to Original message |
82. Can I adopt the 40-Year-Old Vegan? |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
93. Can I feed my vegan fake foie gras made from force-fed cashews? |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
96. I'm adopting Dennis Kucinich. Does that count? |
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