Post Your Biggest Lie... Right Here! Right Now!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

Make up a whopper. give us the goods. Tell us when you were elected to something or other. Just lie...

Mine is:

I woke up on a beach on a Greek isle... an amazingly handsom and wealthy banker found me and we ran off together... Now I just pretend to be a Democrat for a living.

[JTG of the PRB]

1. Well, this one time, I hit a game-winning home run in the national championship game.

A few days later, when I met the President, I told him that Iraq was trying to procure yellow cake uranium from Africa in order to build some weapons of mass destruction that would surely be used against the United States if something wasn't done.

Also, Jesus came to my graduation party. He made some weird spinach dip that nobody liked. We only tried it because we didn't want to hurt his feelings.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. Dear Republican,

God bless you.

(Sorry about Jesus --- He is a lousy cook... But he thinks he can turn water into wine.)

[JTG of the PRB]

11. Pfft. More like into wine COOLERS.

Am I right, people? Am I right?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

19. I agree...

more or less

[krispos42]

2. I don't know what the hubbub is all about...

MY Nigerian email actually did get me millions of dollars tax-free.

Pauses to light Cuban cigar with a burning c-note

So not everybody's been having the same luck I have?

:shrug:


<on edit: can't spell 'shrug', apparently... :banghead: >

[ghostsofgiants]

3. I wrote about half of Nickelback's last album.

The rest was just recycled from their old albums. (Honestly, the half I wrote was just recycled from their old albums too, but no one seemed to notice.)

[bridgit]

5. I Love You *SO* Much...

:hug:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

6. That hurts

[bridgit]

8. i know, it was the "*SO*" that did it, huh?

[Inchworm]

7. I have loved so many women!

hows dat?

:hi:

[IndianaJones]

9. awesome thread. nt.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

10. Fuck you...

but that's a lie... right???

[IndianaJones]

12. great response. nt.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

13. You are a genius!

[IndianaJones]

14. I'm glad you made it off the island. nt.

[idgiehkt]

18. It's possible the island just got broadband.

:shrug:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

21. God Damn It!

I am going to cry now that you TOLD.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Ahem...Let it be known: I am a virgin!

:crazy:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

22. I am so surprised.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

23. So are my children!

[zabet]

16. I won the Power ball lottery.

Gonna buy me a politician and save America.




:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

17. I wrote the Diebold software that "elected" *

[BlooInBloo]

20. I see dead people.

[Skittles]

24. I am very shy

yes INDEED

[MrScorpio]

25. See you later

I said that a few times and didn't mean it