My day has been sorely lacking the requisite quantity of hijinks.

[LaraMN]

Jink me!

:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Lara!

I would, but I don't know how!

I'm sorry.......:cry:

[LaraMN]

2. It's okay. I don't know how either.

I just figured SOMEONE must; we've got experts on everything else around here!

:hi:

[fizzgig]

3. well...

i could flush a few pairs of socks down the toilet

or feed the cat peanut butter

or cut my own hair

any of those work for you?

:P

[LaraMN]

6. Any and all!

:bounce:
That's the spirit!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. here ya go

I just filled your underwear drawer with coleslaw and let your monkey back into the house:yoiks:

What do you mean you don't own a monkey?:yoiks:

You do now.:yoiks:

[LaraMN]

7. Ewww!

How long 'till the mayo goes bad?

:scared:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. I just hired a troupe of mimes

to perform in your living room at midnight. They will probably arrive just after the mynah bird is delivered.

[LaraMN]

8. Fortunately, mimes are very, very quiet!

If they lean over me while I'm sleeping, though, that's just creepy.