Why don't we get drunk and screw?

[Shell Beau]

:shrug:


This is a song people!!!!!! :spank:

[billyskank]

1. I don't drink.

:P

[Deja Q]

2. One hell of a song... I recall the Beatles were lambasted for "I Want to Hold Your Hand"...

:(

[Connonym]

11. of course my sisters and I always perverted it to "I want to hold your glands"

catholic girls are way too dirty

[chieftain]

3. "Let's Spend the Night Together" by the Stones scandalized

me when I first heard it. Times change.

[Shell Beau]

5. This song by Jimmy Buffet was 1973!!!

[Beer Snob-50]

4. here you go

really do appreciate the fact youre sittin here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face dont look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o brew
Honey, why dont we get drunk and screw

Chorus:
Why dont we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, its filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I dont think thats true
So, why dont we get drunk and screw

-- spoken: pick it coral reefers, here we go...

(swing instrumental)

Chorus:
Why dont we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed its filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I dont think thats true
So why dont we get drunk and screw
Yeah, now baby I say, (lord!)
Why dont we get drunk and screw

[LynneSin]

6. I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you

:eyes:

[Beer Snob-50]

8. ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

are you a snuff queen???

[LynneSin]

16. Honey I don't think that's true

:eyes:

[MrScorpio]

7. Who needs alcohol?

[texas1928]

9. No,

You don't like pimento cheese.


PPPFFFFFFTTTTTT

[Shell Beau]

13. Well I like sweet iced tea! Does that count?

[texas1928]

17. Kind of...

Do you like Moon Pies? And RC?

[Shell Beau]

18. Moon pies, yep!! RC, not so much!

:shrug:

[texas1928]

Man...

SWING and a miss.



SHEEESH

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Maybe I need to re-consider

my DU Crush o' the Day.

:evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

12. That's what I'm talking about!

:P

[XemaSab]

14. You're cute, but you're not my type

:shrug:

[Shell Beau]

15. Why? Because I am female?

:P

[XemaSab]

21. That might be it

:P

[Gidney N Cloyd]

19. Cue in the hula dancers with the coconut bras

[Dr. Strange]

22. Last time I cued the hula dancers with the coconut bras...

I had my passport revoked.

[seemunkee]

20. What the Hell, why not

But I thought it was screwn?