Hi Friends!

[matcom]

:hi:

been 'balls-to-the-wall' with work but wanted to say hello.

I LOVE the new job (I think) but am still learning a TON every day. Can you believe it's about a 5 MONTH learning curve?

:shrug:

Anyhoo... stay crazy for me! We'll breastfeed together at an Olive Garden soon! :D

[GOPisEvil]

1. Can we smoke while you breastfeed?

:hi:

[lost-in-nj]

2. I'll taser you if you want????

while you are breastfeeding at the Olive Garden....

lost


:rofl: :rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

3. You're still "learing" a ton every day?

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

:rofl:

[matcom]

4. call me Bush (B-OOOOO-SH)

:rofl:

[Parche]

5. How Is New Delhi These Days

Its rough to get outsourced.......

Glad you like your new J-O-B

Carrot Top and Mahmood say hi!! :bounce: :bounce: :hi:

[Mrs.Matcom]

6. Do I know you???

Who are you??? Why do you think you are my friend?? Have I ever called you friend??





















:*

[matcom]

7. you love Midlo

you are no friend of mine :cry:

[Mrs.Matcom]

8. Yes I do love her!!!

Just goes to show you how long it has been since I have been on DU! :rofl:

[matcom]

9. since you have last visited.....

GOPisEVIL and I have had twins...

DS1 and I have bathed together in Vienna Sausage 'jelly'....

SOteric's father has purchased a liquor store and she has reunited with her long lost twin sister. They are now intimate and I am moving in to share them both.

Yeah, you have missed some things. ;)

[Mrs.Matcom]

10. Jeebuz!

I guess I have! So happy for you and SO.

Now the bath w/you and DS1 explains the gunk I had to clean out of the tub drain!!!

And please, send GOP child support!!!

[matcom]

11. actually, i'm contesting the fact that they are really mine

he is a fucking SLUT!

[GOPisEvil]

12. A-HEM!!!!!

A SLUT?!??!

Mom was right about you! :cry:

[matcom]

13. a FUCKING Slut!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

14. Oh, well in that case...

:D

[Mrs.Matcom]

15. Don't worry dear...

you get that paternity test done first. After the results have come back to prove matcom is the father, I'll make sure he pays the kid support! Oh, and yes we will co-parent with you! :hug: You are not alone in this!!

[GOPisEvil]

16. Remember, it's kids. They're twins.

And I thank you for your support. I'll need it. :hug:

[Mrs.Matcom]

19. oh, sorry, I thought I

pluralized the word! My bad! Yes, yes, you will need support...so you and Ms. M had better pack up, we will get the guest rooms ready for you and said Kids...we will just have one big commune here!! Ah the fun!

[GOPisEvil]

21. matcom will have to lose the manbox.

But, he'll love the kids and his new husband and wife. :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Fucker. I'm taking the new chaps I got you back to the store.

[TK421]

17. What is your new job?

you noob!!

[matcom]

18. I'm a Technical Marketing Analyst

working with clients on shopping comparison engines.

serving up their products online

[TK421]

20. Sorry to hear that...just kidding, of course.

We're trying to drum-up business at my theatre with local business associates as well as attain some corporate sponsorships....I have a rough idea ( I think? ) of what you must be going through...

Good luck in your new position....:thumbsup: