Masters of the Obvious - Democratic Underground

Ellen Forradalom

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Tue Aug-05-03 12:02 AM
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Masters of the Obvious

Doncha hate it when the obvious gets pushed in your face as something special. Like a when a bag of carrots proclaims in big letters, "NO CHOLESTEROL!" Well, DUUUH!

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wtmusic

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Tue Aug-05-03 12:04 AM
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1. Candy bars that claim "low fat"

take about a New York minute to turn into fat in your body. Great...I'll have two!!!

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Mal

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Tue Aug-05-03 12:15 AM
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2. What about a pack of plastic tent-pegs

that claim they are "Rust Proof!!!"

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