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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 12:01 AM
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Do you ever get crazy lazy? Like going to the bathroom is a huge chore?
I am so comfy right now but dammit!!!

Pitiful, right? Yep that is pitiful!

:P
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 12:08 AM
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1. Wait 'til you're 40
Taking a piss is only one of many monumental routine tasks you'll face. Ah, middle age!

You damn young whippersnappers!

(what the hell is a whippersnapper anyway?)
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 12:10 AM
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2. Now that you mention it, what IS a whippersnapper?
:shrug:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 12:12 AM
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6. Maybe it's someone...
Whose hair never gets cut more than 8 inches and would rather post on DU than pee. :P
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 12:14 AM
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8. Good point!
Shell the whippersnapper Beau! It has a nice ring to it!
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 12:11 AM
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3. There is a viable alternative available
But you would have to be willing to slip on an adult diaper. I have some left over from a fishing trip experiment if you would like a pair on hand - no questions asked.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 12:12 AM
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5. I'd be too afraid to ask!!
:P
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 12:15 AM
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9. It was an experiment. My wife was out of town. Beer was involved.
Those are all the details I am willing to put out there.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 12:11 AM
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4. shell, i won't buy a lean cuisine or any other frozen meal that have heating
instructions that read "Halfway through cooking time remove cover and stir, recover and continue cooking" nope, way too much work.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 12:13 AM
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7. LOL!!! Sad, but I know EXACTLY what you mean!!
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