It is 2013, Jenna Bush is President, now what?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

That's right -- Now tell me, what is going on?

Here is Jenna giving the Bush presidential Sign of Satan.

[MrCoffee]

1. i'd do her.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

2. bored today?

[MrCoffee]

3. you have no idea how bored

:hi:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

5. Yes, I think I do

any time an actual HUMAN is willing to mate with someone who has to sleep on a box of their native soil, they have to be bored.

[MrCoffee]

6. hey! who you callin' HUMAN?!?!

oh, right.

[Nailzberg]

4. That's not the satan sign.

She's giving me the metal salute, cause I just rocked her world.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

8. Uh, I think it is

the sign of SATAN --- The Bush Family ought to KNOW.... Jeesh.

[Nailzberg]

13. Okay, but I'd still hit that

Or as the saying goes, "serve at the pleasure of the president".

[MrCoffee]

15. get in line, sport

you can have seconds.

[ZombieNixon]

7. Is she metal?

If you give the horns and you're not metal, then Ronnie James Dio's cat devours you in your sleep.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

9. She is not metal...

but doctors can not explain her tail.

[eyesroll]

10. The Constitution apparently got amended.

DOB: 11-25-1981
35th Birthday: 11-25-2016

[QueenOfCalifornia]

12. What Constitution?

That was gone in 2010... The GOP used it as toilet paper....

[american_typeculture]

11. What would Not-Jenna be doing?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. You win the

prize for confusing me this morning

[american_typeculture]

16. "Not-Jenna", you know, the "other one"

The twin that is not Jenna.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

17. That would be Barbara

yes... they named her after her hateful grandmother...

But she is now the Attorney General (and she isn't even an attorney) things have really just gone downhill after Alberto Gonzales was made the new health czar

[SHRED]

18. Let's hear from Granny now... shall we?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

21. You win the prize for making us all sick

I mean, did you have to do that?
:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[SKKY]

19. The drinking age is lowered to 12...

[QueenOfCalifornia]

20. The drinking age

for the Bush's has always been 12.

This is so old news.