Skinner responds to your questions here:

[RandomKoolzip]

Skinner: "You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a website! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!

< a crowd of shocked and dismayed DUers.... >

I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?

< to "DUzy" > You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?

< "DUzy" hangs his head >

I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't surf the net! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a website dammit, IT'S JUST A website!

SockPuppet: Are- are you saying then that we should pay more attention to the primaries?

Skinner: NO!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL!!! HEY, YOU GUYS ARE... THE LAMEST BUNCH... I'VE NEVER SEEN... < walks away from podium > I can't believe these people... I mean, I really can't understand what's....

[FloridaJudy]

1. BWAhahahahahahah!

:spray: :rofl:

Perfect! Just perfect!



(for those who are too young to get the reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvzN8mGEqSc)

[EstimatedProphet]

2. WELL DONE!

[RandomKoolzip]

3. danke schoen

[DS1]

4. skatner?

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Skat 'n her? I don't even know her.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Well, he didn't answer my question about what is the meaning of life.

:cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

7. The meaning of life: learning how to best eulogize your hopes and dreams as they fade,

die, or turn on you.

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. So I am gonna croak before I can retire????

:cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

9. No, it was a joke!

The REAL meaning of life: the brown acid is, shall we say: not too good.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. I know it was!!!

:rofl:

I was jerking your chain. Agreed about the brown acid. There is shitloads of that.

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Okay.

But let's settle this here and now (for real)...

The meaning of life is getting accustomed to the lack of meaning in life.

What a depressing thought for a beautiful friday evening! :cry:

Now me and my wife are gonna go eat some Korean food and try to cheer up. See ya! :hi:

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. What's even more depressing is that Monday is just around the corner....

Enjoy your dinner!!!

See ya.

:hi:

[NaturalHigh]

13. I'm really disheartened that Skinner would speak to us like that.

I mean without Skinner to tell me what to do, where can I get the answers that I need? Will I have to go back to Oprah or Dr. Phil?

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. .

:7