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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 06:00 AM Original message |
The Ineffectual Insults Thread. |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 08:57 AM Response to Original message |
1. Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier? |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:00 PM Response to Reply #1 |
16. I know I am but what are you? |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
2. you sir, |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 11:56 AM Response to Reply #2 |
13. Hmf. |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
3. yo momma's so nice |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:09 PM Response to Reply #3 |
22. Well, she didn't make ME any, |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 01:15 PM Response to Reply #22 |
39. she likes to be called 'Big Momma |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 09:39 AM Response to Original message |
4. Degenerate and base art thou.* |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:13 PM Response to Reply #4 |
23. Darling. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:58 PM Response to Reply #23 |
35. If you insist, then "bass" it is. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 09:57 AM Response to Original message |
5. If Ann Richards had met you, she would have described you as |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:00 PM Response to Reply #5 |
15. Gormy, you may have proved a worthy opponent... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 01:14 PM Response to Reply #5 |
38. *snort* |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
6. Your pancreas is entirely unphotogenic |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:09 PM Response to Reply #6 |
21. That, in fact, is a matter of SOME SENSITIVITY, Orrex. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:23 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. I'll have you know that Beyonce sings backup for my gall bladder |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:28 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Beyonce. I rest my case. But you are gracious, and right about my spleen. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:40 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. Aw, shucks! |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:46 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. You're kidding, right? Gastric-mucus-gasmotron! |
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JTG of the PRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
7. Yo momma's so tall, |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:14 PM Response to Reply #7 |
24. jtg33, you have WON this thread. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
8. Your penmanship is atrocious |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:03 PM Response to Reply #8 |
19. Skygazer... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
9. You people would make lousy murderers. nt |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:15 PM Response to Reply #9 |
25. You have CROSSED A LINE. |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
10. Your earwax is a foul shade of orange |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 11:58 AM Response to Reply #10 |
14. Oh you think so, do you? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
11. Your father is an elderberry... |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:01 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. Your hamster smells of elderberries... |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:33 PM Response to Reply #17 |
29. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons! |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:45 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. The back of your head is slightly flatter than the backs of normal people's heads. |
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Downtown Hound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
12. Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason the world spins on an axis! |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:18 PM Response to Reply #12 |
26. ..."...#15... |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
18. "I've seen your sister and she looks like an abcess." |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:05 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Fah! You taunt my abscesses at your peril! |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
30. Why do you need to bully people? |
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baby_mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 12:41 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. Sob. YOU PROMISED YOU'D STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. |
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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
36. Your left shirtsleeve has a wrinkle |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
37. Your Mother who wore "boats" on her feet |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
40. Your appendix is asymmetrical! |
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hisownpetard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
41. The birthmark on your face has an irregular shape. nt |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
42. Your mother wears army boots. |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
43. A retort if someone tells you to go to hell |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
44. You have a big uvula. nt |
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ONION (7 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-21-07 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
45. my first post shall be a simpsons post |
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